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meowmeow: somebody help kenmas been binging anime and I can't get him to leave his room
Yaku-na-matata: dude it's two in the afternoon people are trying to sleep
Yaku-na-matata: suffer quietly
Saltyheadphones: yeS
Saltyheadphones: at least someone’s on my side
meowmeow: *cries silently*
IHaveADegreeIni-dont-give-a-fuck: bribe him
IHaveADegreeIni-dont-give-a-fuck: simple
meowmeow: Ive tried that obviously
meowmeow: he told me that if i bother him he’ll rip up all my science flashcards
SadDad: did you cry
meowmeow: of course not
boikawa: thats kitsune for yes
meowmeow: fuck you
boikawa: no thank youuu :D
Noone: his iwachan does
Notwo: enough of that already
ApologeticAsahiProtectionUnit: lmAOOOO
Baldbutnot: gOLD
meowmeow: do the Nos just finish each others sentecnes all the time what
meowmeow: btw who even are you guys?
Sugamama: yeah
Noone: we
Notwo: are
Noone: hanamaki an
Notwo: d matsukawa
Uzumaki: did you just stretch the word ‘and’ between you
Godzillaisbetterthanoikawa: ignore them they’re being idiots
Godzillaisbetterthanoikawa: they said each other names
enno(shit)a: as we shouldve expected
Godzillaisbetterthanoikawa: noone is matsukawa
Godzillaisbetterthanoikawa: notwo is hanamaki
Noone: go to sleep iwachan
Notwo: stop ruingin our fun
Godzillaisbetterthanoikawa: its morning you itchy blankets
Godzillaisbetterthanoikawa: and stop calling me iwachan
Notwo: oh yeah sorry
Noone: only your boyfriend can call you that
ApologeticAsahiProtectionUnit: iubiwueybfIEHNIUCBINZO HELP
baldbutnot: LMAO UYEUNUBIW
ApologeticAsahiProtectionUnit changed their name to BurstingAGoddamnLung
Sugamama: why is this making you laugh so much its not that funny
Sugamama: oh wait i forgot who i was talking to
Manbun: ( ´ ^｀º )
Manbun: why did you get rid of me
BurstingAGoddamnLung changed their name to BurstingAGoddamnLungAsahiProtectionUnit
Godzillaisbetterthanoikawa: dude that name was already long enough as it was
Saltyheadphones: yeah
BurstingAGoddamnLungAsahiProtectionUnit changed their name to FuckYouGuys
Saltyheadphones: i
Saltyheadphones: you know what no
Saltyheadphones: we’re not doing this today
Saltyheadphones left cawcawmotherfuckas
FuckYouGuys changed their name to BurstingAGoddamnLungAsahiProtectionUnit
Uzumaki: when do you think he’ll realise that leaving wont work
Uzumaki: can we give him false hope and add him after a while just to watch hm suffer
human tangerine: narita-san when did you become so evil
SadDad: this is why i didnt make you next captain
Uzumaki: rude
Uzumaki: but can we do that? (｀▽´)
SadDad: no youre grounded
Uzumaki: im telling mum
Sugamama: no youre grounded
Uzumaki: :((((((
boikawa: oof karasuno family drama
boikawa: pass the popcorn
Godzillaisbetterthanoikawa: *passes the poison*
Notwo: as you can see love really is in the air
Noone: a prime example of caring relationship
boikawa: iwACHannnn T口T
BurstingAGoddamnLungAsahiProtectionUnit added Saltyheadphones
Saltyheadphones: no id raTHER DIE GO AWAY
milk: too bad
enno(shit)a: why is everyone whos usually nice so mean today wtf
BurstingAGoddamnLungAsahiProtectionUnit changed their name to BurstingALungAsahiProtectionUnit
BurstingALungAsahiProtectionUnit: better?
meowmeow: its still kinda long
BurstingALungAsahiProtectionUnit changed their name to AsahiImBurstingALung
AsahiImBurstingALung: now?
Noone: no
Notwo: almost
Baldbutnot: but no
AsahiImBurstingALung changed their name to AsahiImALung
AsahiImALung:
AsahiImALung: im sorry i didnt knwo how to break it to you
Sugamama: how about we dont do that
AsahiImALung changed their name to Asahi’sLung
Manbun: (・・
meowmeow:
SadDad:
Sugamama:
Boikawa: i
IHaveADegreeIni-dont-give-a-fuck: what
Asahi’sLung: i like this one
meowmeow: lMAO PLSSS
SadDad changed their name to SadDisappointedAndEverythingInBetweenDad
baldbutnot: YGC IENUDYFNIEUYRBIEUYONUFN
IHaveADegreeIni-dont-give-a-fuck: the fact that i relate to this does not concern me at all
Uzumaki: but why is it only one lung
Asahi’sLung: begone i say
Asahi’sLung: get yond negativity hence from me
floaty: what??¿?
Saltyheadphones: he said get that negativity away from me
Asahi’sLung: alloweth me liveth mine own life in peace
Saltyheadphones: let me to live my life in peace
Uzumaki: no
Asahi’sLung: t’wast worth a tryeth
Saltyheadphones: it was worth a try
Asahi’sLung: tsuki my guy
Asahi’sLung: you translating is ruining it :(
Saltyheadphones: I dont careth
Asahi’sLung: GASP
SadDisappointedAndEverythingInBetweenDad: please stop speaking shakespearean
SadDisappointedAndEverythingInBetweenDad: nobody knows what youre saying
SadDisappointedAndEverythingInBetweenDad: or at least I don’t
SadDisappointedAndEverythingInBetweenDad: and that makes me even more sad, disappointed and everything in between (´д｀)
Asahi’sLung: nay
daddylonglegs: neigh*
Yaku-na-matata: lev NO
Asahi’sLung: i desire thee kicketh the bucket a sloweth and painful death high-lone
Saltyheadphones: I hope you die a slow and painful death alone
meowmeow: woah dude what the fuck
Noone: holy sht chill dont kill anyone
Saltyheadphones: no you insolent mushrooms
Saltyheadphones: im translating bc apparently im the only one who knows what hes saying
Notwo: oh
Noone: thats what you were doing
Saltyheadphones: what did you think i was doing
Noone: dunno
Notwo: just kinda thought you just were, yknow?
meowmeow: seriously tho
meowmeow: why are you guys talking like youre one person
Noone: we are one person
Notwo: how dare you imply we’re not
Manbun: Noyaaa (´ω｀)
Manbun: did you have to put that as your name?
Asahi’sLung: i seeth nay problem
Saltyheadphones: i see no problem
Manbun: D:
Asahi’sLung: NO WAIT DONT BE SAD IM SORRY
Asahi’sLung: ILL CHANGE IT FOR YOU
Manbun: it’s
Manbun: it's a wierd name
Manbun: but its actually kind of accurate
daddylonglegs: ?
meowmeow: oh?
sugamama: how so?
Yaku-na-matata: watch this be so romantic its cringey
Manbun: bc
Manbun:
SadDisappointedAndEverythingInBetweenDad: you got this asahi
Manbun: i got this
Manbun: okokokok
Manbun: bc
Manbun: you help me live
Asahi’sLung:
Asahi’sLung:
Asahi’sLung:
boikawa: aaaaaaAAAHHHHH OH MY GOD
Sugamama: ITS HAPPENING
Sugamama: it took a while
Sugamama: BUT ITS HAPPENINNNNGGGG
Manbun: MISSION ABORT MISSION ABORT I DONT GOT THIS
Yaku-na-matata: I WAS RGHT BUT HOLY FCK I ALSO WASNT READY
baldbutnot: STAY CALM EVERYBODY STAY CALM AGHGHGHGHAGH
Asahi’sLung:
Asahi’sLung: i
boikawa:
Sugamama:
meowmeow:
milk:
baldbutnot:
floaty:
Asahi’sLung: do
Asahi’sLung: do you wANT TO GET COFFEE? OR TEA? or even noODLES IF YOU LIKE?
Manbun: YES THANK YOU
Asahi’sLung: YOU HELP ME LIVE TOO
Manbun: :D:D:D:D:D
Asahi’sLung: :D:D:D:D:D
Manbun:
Asahi’sLung:
Sugamama: you two have simultaneously had the best and worst dealing with a confession i have ever seen
Sugamama: seriously what the fuck was that
boikawa: interesting…?
boikawa: but hey at least now we have another official couple right?
boikawa:
boikawa:
boikawa: i was kinda expecting a reaction from them there
boikawa: have they already gone for coffee??¿
Uzumaki:
Uzumaki: i think so
floaty: omg wow
milk: ok but why was the saltcan translating shakespearean
enno(shit)a: seriously?
enno(shit)a: people just got together and thats what you wanna know?
milk: its not my fault i have a need for embarrassing knowledge about tsukishima
milk: its funny
Saltyheadphones: fgfUCK YOU KING
milk: *leans closer*
milk: im listening
SadDisappointedAndEverythingInBetweenDad: what happened to kageyama
Sugamama: dunno but he sounds like a therapist lmao
Saltyheadphones: it wAS SHAKESPEARE ASSDSHOLE
Saltyheadphones: I WAS IN MY ELEMENT
Saltyheadphones: leaVE ME ALONE
milk: *cackles aggressively*
floaty: oof tsuki must be tired
floaty: but then, hes always been shy about liking shakespeare’s works
floaty: but anyway big news
floaty: thats the first time kags won
Saltyheadphones: NO
Saltyheadphones: i wasnT READY
milk: too bad
boikawa: what on earth am i looking at
SadDisappointedAndEverythingInBetweenDad: seeing tsuki like this is so weird omg
floaty: Tsuki: 103
floaty: Kags: 1
meowmeow: lmao what
floaty: oh god tsuki
floaty: kags might overtake you
Saltyheadphones: nO
floaty: hey at least things are finally spicing up now
milk: in celebration
milk: oikawa-san please add someone
milk: it’ll annoy tsuki
Saltyheadphones: i hope both sides of your pillow are warm at night
Saltyheadphones: and that your blanket is too short
milk: how dare you
milk: oikawa-san you can add two people
Saltyheadphones:
Saltyheadphones: die
meowmeow: lmao original
boikawa: are you sure kageyama?
milk: yes
boikawa: are you veeerrryyy sure?
milk: yes
boikawa:
boikawa: okay then
Godzillaisbetterthanoikawa: kageyama that was a terrible idea
milk: ?
boikawa added why-be-bothered
boikawa added Onion
milk:
milk: I have made a mistake