Tea_and_Guillotines



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    Snippets of the life of the Golden Family wearing family-matching clothes and probably terrorizing the SMP ('with kindness' -Shroud)

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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    "Would you rather be with a person you love, or a person who loves you?"

     

    Inspired by the Would You Rather stream in which zenrage answers the above question.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    CRYING

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    Al Haitham knows that he’s in love with Kaveh.

    Kaveh knows that he’s in love with Al Haitham.

    Now, if only their definitions of love were the same…

     

    i.e. the Pride and Prejudice fic set Post-Archon-Quest in Sumeru my brain concocted instead of studying for my exams.

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    27 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    “I haven't come home in the mansion for six months.” Vezalius told him simply, his back still turned to the hero. “I sleep here. In my office.”

    To support his claim, he pulled out a blanket from a small drawer he hid behind his spinny chair, and laid it on the stiff couch, throwing some small push pillows he used while he was at it.

    “You haven't come home for half a year?”

    Vezalius paused, “I have no reason to anymore.”

    “Why haven't you come home?”

    “How is that your business?” Vezalius asked, steadying his breathing so he didn't lose his zen.

    “That's our house, too.” Wilson said.

    “Not anymore."

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    Vezalius just wants to move on, really, but he couldn't help it if his heart wants what it wants.

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    11 Oct 2025

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    “Aren’t you cold?” Jean asks dumbfounded.

     

    “Nope," Venti says cheerfully. “I’ve never been warmer, actually!” He laughs, bells on Sunday mornings. “I forgot how it feels to have this much power. Don’t tell Master Diluc, but this might be even better than wine.”

     

    Jean peers past him at the blizzard engulfing the city, drowning out even the angered roars of the monsters outside. “…What’s with the snow?”

     

    “Yeah. About that…”


    The Abyssal war at its most critical point, Barbatos is forced to gather more energy and therefore stops controlling the mild climate of Mondstadt. This leads to a multitude of events, including but not limited to: the first gathering of the Seven since the Cataclysm, a betting pool consisting of half of Liyue Harbour, Xiao's first and last time being an Archon and the invention of the saxophone.

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    24 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    the drunk livestream between uki and suha had left a bad feeling inside fulgur's chest, and he would show him

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    fulgur sexually tortures uki because that's what he deserves

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    08 Jul 2025