Tea_and_Guillotines
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (3)
- 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs (3)
- Video Blogging RPF (2)
- Dream SMP (2)
- No Fandom (1)
Recent works
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The Beast and The Cloaked Figure by Tea_and_Guillotines
Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)
07 Jul 2025
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In the high mountains where the snow made its home, stories of a great beast spilled from the tongues of those who were able to catch only a glimpse of this creature. While each story has its inconsistencies, any lucky (or unlucky) witness describes a similar phenomenon whenever they retell their experience: a man with a sword who accompanies the beast.
Day 1: Fantasy & Supernatural
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My Love Will Never Wilt So Says These Roses by Tea_and_Guillotines
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Nov 2021
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"Flowers for my queen."
"Why thank you, dearest. May I ask what the special occasion is?"
"Should I not shower my darling with the love he deserves?"
"Well, I would say normal flowers would work. These are literally made of gold."
"My love can only do so much in showing how much you deserve to be worshipped so consider this a sign."
"What sign?"
"A sign of my love and commitment. I shall love you, cherish you, worship you until the very last flower from this bouquet wilts."
"Darling these are roses made of literal gold. They would never wilt."
"That is the point, E̴͎̮̠͚̳̩̅̑̕͜͝ͅr̶̨̫̗̯͊e̷͔͚̿̋̀̈́̇̋̇ţ̵̦͙̖̰͔̭̼͈̦͔͛͗̿̐͌͂̈́̒͋̈̈́ͅ.."
A laugh.
"I suppose so. Thank you.”
“M̶̰̦̳̪̪̰̯̰̺̮͐̒́̇̑̉̑̃͑̊̐͝y̴̡̨̨̛̲̟̗̥̜͍͍̫̰̻̗̼̠̠̪͌̌͌̾͑̊̎̔̃̓͋͒̌͝ͅ ̶̧͎͈̲̰̘̘̰̻͕̭͈̦̯̼͆̓͌̑͐̿̑́̏̑͆͜͝ͅF̶̡̮̹̲̲̙̓̈́̒̅̅͊̅́̾̄̕͠͝ǫ̸̧̗̞̝͕̘̱̥̪͎̞̜͕̱̹͓͈̬͈͍̂͜ỏ̷̜̲͚̻̘̑̍͋͋̕͜͝͝l̶̛̘̘͊͋ḯ̸̙̙̤̩͗͑ṡ̶̡̛̹͚̫̻̳̰̜̭̼̯͍̱̳͕̒̈́̂̓͒̊͛͒͗̀͗̿̕͝͝h̵̢̻̻̯̱̜̘̮̝͇͙͖̺̝̞͙̠̗̩̏̄͋͋̋́̒͗̏̕ ̴͍͍̪̠̯̭̩̩̔̊͆͆̆̆̀͐͗̈́̂̾̏̚̕Ṭ̶̨̡̜̺̮̟̺̲͂̈́̎̿̿̂̏̍ơ̵͍͉̠͖̤̘̪͋̊̈́̏͋̓̄̒͠͠t̶̻̯̠͛̉̓̀̎͑̓̉̆̿̈́̓̈́̅̊̎̚͝ẹ̴̢̨̖̗͎͕̭̝͚͖͂̒̾ͅm̷̢̡̧̫͈̞̫̤̠̟̺̟̰̲͎̯̝̳̠̖̹͐͗͆̒̑̕͜.”
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DSMP Halloween Party (2nd Gen edition) by Tea_and_Guillotines
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
03 Nov 2021
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Parent-child Halloween party in the SMP with costumes, candy, and a tiger. Maybe a party pooper comes by and tries to ruin the party...
Oh well, at least Shroud looks fly.
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Yes, We're Matching. Keep Walking. by Tea_and_Guillotines for LexWithAnX
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
14 Oct 2021
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Family bonding for the Golden Family is sewing clothes and wreaking havoc around the SMP in a passive-aggressive way: graphic t-shirts.
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Green Sphynx by Tea_and_Guillotines
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jul 2021
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Midoriya Izumi was just a little girl when she lost her mother on a camping trip. They were far in the mountains when they swerved off and toppled to their deaths. Barely breathing and badly bleeding, Izumi holds on until 4 rescue heroes save her and take her in.
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The Pussycats saved a little green kitten and decided to keep her (legally of course)
Recent series
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TommyInnit's Passive-Aggressive Clothing Collection by Tea_and_Guillotines
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Nov 2021
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Snippets of the life of the Golden Family wearing family-matching clothes and probably terrorizing the SMP ('with kindness' -Shroud)
- Words:
- 5,783
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 62
Recent bookmarks
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Tamed by One_Braincell_Anon
Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers), Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
29 Sep 2024
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Luca Kaneshiro, a rowdy delinquent around the campus that starts fights
“Someone really needs to put a muzzle and leash on that rabid dog, Kaneshiro” Vox Akuma says. And it seems a certain student council is taking that challenge
Bookmarked by Tea_and_Guillotines
29 Apr 2026
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Freo already told them countless times that both of his parents are kind and welcoming, that they don’t need to worry. He even joked, “They don’t bite.”
Yeah?
But what if they do?
Btb meeting freodore parents for the first time.
Bookmarked by Tea_and_Guillotines
05 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Ueueueueueueueu psyborg parents AND polybeat ueueueue
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I've seen him (and I need him to be mine) by orphan_account
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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'Zhongli had completely forgotten about these unsent letters, until Hu Tao comes up with her ridiculous plan. Now he has to cope with the reactions of everyone in Liyue Harbor and beyond, and not least of all, those of the intended recipient. What is Venti to him, in this new era?'
—What if instead of Venti coming to Liyue to confront Zhongli regarding the letters, it was Barbatos who was there for the annual (centennial) public archon meeting?
`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹
AU of the “memories are brittle at their best” by LibbyLune
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Bambi Applies for a Job (The Devil hired Him) by SinnerSunFlower
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Dec 2025
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A slow, vicious smile curves Lucifer’s mouth.
“Go on then, Bambi.”
He points a finger upward.
“Fetch.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,822
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by Tea_and_Guillotines
30 Nov 2025
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Just 2.8k words of milliondrops being disgustingly sweet (I want what they have)
Inspired by Kaichou's Q&A stream (iykyk)Title taken from the song Falling Like The Stars by James Arthur
Series
- Part 2 of ewiwa's archives (niji drabbles)
Bookmarked by Tea_and_Guillotines
19 Nov 2025