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Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
Guess who can fly now? Me
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In the video was Harry on a futuristic looking hoverboard, hands clutching Harley’s shoulders, who was also in frame of the camera. It was clear that Harley was trying to suppress his laughter because of Harry’s actions but the other boy kept glaring at him every time Harley was on the verge of laughter.
There were two green fan-looking wheels under Harry’s feet on the hoverboard that spun in place. In between those wheels was a medium sized device that served as the divided between both ends of the hoverboard. Underneath that device was another wheel that reflected its flat blades back onto the laboratory floor with a bright neon green. (Reference)
There was a voice behind the camera that spoke as soon as Harry let go of Harley’s shoulders. “White boy,” the voice called and Harry snapped up to glare at them. The voice only laughed. “If you manage to get injured, it won’t be my fault.”
“Of course, it won’t, Shuri,” Harry snapped before he laughed as he quickly got used to the hoverboard. “WOOOOOOOOOOO!”
The video ends.
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> Big Brain Energy ✔ @IronLadOfficial
wow I never would have guessed
>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
Stfu iron bitch
>>> Big Brain Energy ✔ @IronLadOfficial
bITCH SQUARE UP
>>>> jesus christ just do coke @emmmjay
stop being horny on main
>>>>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
You’re just ✨jealous✨
>>>>>> Danielle @wolf
i never thought id see the day where the heir of OSCORP would use emojis like that
>>>>>>> Hugh @relapsing
ikr I thought I would be dead 100 times over before someone would get to see it
> s u n f l o w e r @MilesMorales
youre still gonna do some adjustments right?
>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
Yeah ofc
>>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
They feel too light for me to use
>>>> s u n f l o w e r @MilesMorales
i was worried i had to remind you
>>>>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
I’m not an old man Miles
>>>>>> s u n f l o w e r @MilesMorales
really? i thought you were ancient
>>>>>>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
if anyone’s old here, it’ll be Harley
>>>>>>>> Spiderling ✔ @IronSpiderOfficial
LMAO I STILL HAVE A VIDEO OF HIM COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS BACK
>>>>>>>>> Garage Gay ✔ @harleyk
ITS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT I HAVE BACK ISSUES
>>>>>>>>>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
NOT MY FAULT EITHER YOU BOOMER
@HOsborn >>>>>>> @gitc
@HOsborn
You’ll help with the coding right?
For the suit
@gitc
As if I can turn this down
I’m too hyped to see Pete’s tech work that wellllllll
I’ll be there in like
an hour
@HOsborn
Alr
Neddy @gitc
Coding :D
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It was a short video of Harry doing the “Nya Arigato” dance with Peter beside him doing the same. They had Stark Tech laptops open in front of them and the one behind the camera, possibly Ned, had one of his own too but the screen was blurred out. The music was coming from the speakers on the ceiling.
The video panned to the left to see Harley staring at the two doing the dance. He had a look in his eyes that either promised murder for the two or suicide for Harley.
The video ends.
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> Ako ang Bida @Cherry
tag yourself I’m Harry
>> g @GIO
I’m Harley
>> Girlll @Gossip
I’m Ned
Princess ✔ @Shuri
Who’s gonna to bet that Harry’s gonna fall
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It’s a picture of Harry in a black and green suit while the mask was on a table a few steps away from Harry. He stood on the hoverboard while giving the camera rock symbol with both of his hands. His hair was all slicked up and his tongue was out.
It looked like he tried to imitate a Rockstar.
Peter was a beside him, strapping Harry with pads for his knees and inadvertently covered almost all the bottom half of his suit.
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> Lesbos ✔ @Spider-GwenOfficial
me ofc
>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
not at all insulting
>>> Lesbos ✔ @Spider-GwenOfficial
I aim to please
> Spidey-pan ✔ @Spider-manOfficial
I don’t wanna jinx anything but,, if it happens, it happens you know 👀
>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
@IronSpiderOfficial nice to know your apprentices are polite sons of bitches
>>> Spiderling ✔ @IronSpiderOfficial
i taught them well
>>>> Big Brain Energy ✔ @IronLadOfficial
as did i
>>>>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
when????????
>>>>>> Big Brain Energy ✔ @IronLadOfficial
i
>>>>>>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
you feel the pain now? Bitch
>>>>>>>> Big Brain Energy ✔ @IronLadOfficial
who hurt you?
>>>>>>>>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
my dad but we already knew that fact
>>>>>>>>>> Big Brain Energy ✔ @IronLadOfficial
touché
Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
I DIDN’T FALL! SUCCESS AT ITS FINEST
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The video started with Harry slowly rising up from the sun deck on top of Stark Tower. He had his arms spread out like an eagle, trying to regain balance while the hoverboard gained height.
Harley stood in frame of the camera and tossed a watch. Harry immediately squatted and narrowly caught the thing. On unsteady feet, Harry stood up again and put the watch on. He watched as the watch quickly formed into a glove.
Harry gave the camera a thumbs up and the person behind the camera gave one too.
The video ends.
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> Yeeter Parkour @pb&jparker
wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> Big Brain Energy ✔ @IronLadOfficial
👏👏👏👏👏👏
>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
fINALLY, A TWEET WHERE SOMEONE DIDN’T INSULT ME
> Princess ✔ @Shuri
okay i have to admit that was good
>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
tHANK YOU
> s u n f l o w e r @MilesMorales
YAYYYYYYYYYYYY
>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
yay indeed miles, yay indeed
> Neddy @gitc
did the coding work?
>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
yeah ofc you, peter, and i made it
>>> Big Brain Energy ✔ @IronLadOfficial
nice to see the love there Osborn
>>>> Big Dick Energy ✔ @HOsborn
ilyt 💖💖
The New York Times ✔ @nytimes
Heir to Oscorp, Harry Osborn (@HOsborn), was seen on Twitter riding a prototype hoverboard made by the Twitter user, @pb&jparker. It ended up being a success with Heir Osborn in a suit hovering over Stark Tower. [link]
Buzzfeed ✔ @BuzzFeed
It seems as though new prodigies are at the rise with Twitter users, @pb&jparker and @gitc, have managed to make a real live flying hoverboard. Find out more here, [link]
CNN ✔@cnn
A ground-breaking discovery comes to light after Harry Osborn was seen on Twitter riding a hoverboard. It is claimed that Twitter users, @pb&jparker and @gitc, with the help of @IronLadOfficial, were the reasons behind this invention. [link]
Yeeter Parkour @pb&jparker
sweet the new articles got me like 20 new followers
> Neddy @gitc
IKR IT’S SO COOL
>> Yeeter Parkour @pb&jparker
FR