Chapter Text
Madara: Captain Cutlass Codfish!
Tobirama: *waking up* Wha-?
Izuna: TROUBLE!
Tobirama: *sticking his head out the porthole* What's happening?
Mito: *leaning over the edge of the ship* What's the problem, Admiral Bootlegging Baton Bottomfeeder?
Madara: We have company!
Kagami: SENSEI? WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
Tobirama: Oh no.
Hashirama: *heart eyes* BABY!
Tōka: *shrieking* YOU HAVE A PUP?!
Izuna: *yelling* HE HAS SEVERAL!
Hiruzen, Danzō, Koharu, Homura, and Torifu: *all pop up* SENSEI!
Tobirama: *cringing* Yes?
Team Tobirama: WE WANT TO BE PIRATES TOO!!!
Butsuma: *surfacing* Hashirama! Tobirama! Come home right now! I can't control your cousin, but you two are not going to be swimming all over aping humans!
Hashirama: NO!
Tobirama: ... yes, father.
Tōka: *yelling* Killjoy! Fun sucker!
Izuna: *to Madara* Is 'fun sucker' a bad thing?
Madara: I have no idea. She must have heard it somewhere.
Izuna: I wonder wh- urk!
Izuna: *is pulled underwater*
Madara: IZUNA!
Izuna: *surfaces with a shallow bite mark on his side* OW!
Tajima: *surfacing too* SERVES YOU RIGHT! YOU'RE BARELY MORE THAN A PUP YOURSELF! BUTSUMA HAD TO COME AND TELL ME WHAT YOU TWO WERE DOING!
Madara: .... sorry, father.
Tajima: Good. Now, you've had your fun. Stop this nonsense.
Izuna: *whining* But-!
Tajima: No.
Izuna: …
Izuna: *sulkily* Fine.
Kagami: *nosing Tajima hopefully* But we just got here! Can we play for a bit at least?
Tajima: .... oh, all right.
Butsuma: *aghast* TAJIMA!
Tajima: Let the pups have their fun. They'll be home soon enough.
