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salty-san: i feel like you guys aren't hydrated enough
noyanoya: agreed: HYDRATION CHECK
tangerine: i've downed like 3L of water so i'm good
milk lord: i'm literally milk lord
asaheehee: :) yep
thighchi: ofc
yamagucci: yes!! tsukki wby?? <3
saltyshima: ....yes i have
mamashita: see i would but,,, i cba to get up and fill up my bottle
salty-san: too bad, go fill it up. u have to listen bc i am god
mamashita: well if thats the case.... then personally i think YOU should fill it up for me
mamashita: yano, seeing as ur god and everything
salty-san: i cannot believe u just used my own words against me
mamashita: well? r u gonna do it
salty-san: no
mamashita: RUDE
ennoshita simp: i'll fill ur water bottle for you ennoshita <3
mamashita: thank u tanaka my beloved <3 <3 <3 <3
mamashita: friendship with suga = over
salty-san: as if u would ever
mamashita: bitch i might
thighchi: i wouldnt blame u
salty-san: OI
thighchi: <3
salty-san: ur lucky ily smh
thighchi: PLS u'd stay with me just for my thighs
salty-san: .....touche
yamagucci: thighchi 1, suga 0
salty-san: shut up yamaguchi <3
yamagucci: never
milk lord: i want to genuinely crying
yamagucci: grammar who?
milk lord: not now yama
milk lord: i'm too sad for your wittiness rn
yamagucci: YAMA??????????????????
yamagucci: ARE YOU OKAY?!!?!?!?!?!?
milk lord: hinata beat me at uno
yamagucci: for FUCKS sake yama, you had me WORRIED
milk lord: i mean,,,, good to know you care about me at least?
yamagucci: you are literally my platonic soulmate stfu with the "good to know you care about me at least"
saltyshima: it has been 3 minutes of july and all the pride month flags for companies are GONE
yamagucci: oh god
yamagucci: no more pride month
yamagucci: u know what that means...
salty-san: we all no longer exist!!
mamashita: no more gays <3
noyanoya: we have simply ceased to exist ✨
ennoshita simp: GUYS IM DISAPPEARING
milk lord: i am still here?
yamagucci: every day i question why we are still friends.
milk lord: YOU JUST SAID WE WERE PLATONIC SOULMATES
yamagucci: YEAH AND YOU DONT GET TO CHOOSE UR SOULMATE DO U
milk lord: fair
milk lord: i feel bad
yamagucci: why?
milk lord: because you got stuck with me
tangerine: kageyama...
yamagucci: kageyama,,,
milk lord: yes?
milk lord: what is it?
milk lord: ur scaring me
tangerine: STFU
yamagucci: STFU
milk lord: ...why?
tangerine: as your non platonic soulmate, you are the best
yamagucci: and as your platonic soulmate, i didn't "get stuck with you"
milk lord: o-okay
salty-san: you love to see it