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YEOSANG'S MYSTERY ENGINEER (7)

I HAVE GATHERED YOU ALL HERE TODAY TO SOLVE A MYSTERY
Jongho
Wooyoung, no
Not again
you cannot honestly tell me you aren't curious about whoever it is yeosang has been meeting every wednesday and thursday like clockwork? at the engineering building? BEHIND CLOSED DOORS?
Mingi
i'm a little curious....
Hongjoong
He could just be taking a class
San
he isn't
i know his schedule
Seonghwa
Who's going to be the eyes and ears this time? Jongho? San?
Yunho
what do you mean "this time"
Seonghwa
UM
Yunho
oh my god
DID YOU GUYS MAKE A GC TO GOSSIP ABOUT ME AND HONGJOONG
Hongjoong
!
nnnnnoooooooo why would we do that? who would do such a thing?
Yunho
you
the guy who invited me to this gossip group right here
Jongho
The jig's up, babe. Better start running now
San
omg he calls wooyoung babe
WE'RE FOCUSING ON YEOSANG HERE
Mingi
engineering?
engineering
San
sus
so are you guys in or what?
Hongjoong
As long as no one gets hurt ok
Yunho
i am if hongjoong is
San
*whip crack*
Seonghwa
might not want to be throwing stones in that glass house of yours dear
San
....anyway i too am down to snoop
Seonghwa
in
Jongho
I'm already getting dragged into it so yeah
Mingi
why not
THEN IT'S SETTLED
OPERATION uh..........SPONTANEOUS COUPLING BEGINS
Hongjoong
Not so sure about that one buddy
San
You are banned from coming up with titles.
i thought it was clever :(
Jongho
No.

Notes:

sometimes you just gotta turn your brain off and write goofy boys being goofy (and sad and emotionally unavailable wah)
updates should be fairly frequent though i don't expect this to go beyond 4 or 5 chapters unless demand and/or plot bunnies say otherwise plot bunnies said otherwise