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You taste like La Croix (Dranny Crack Oneshots)

Summary:

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. We’re going to get a little bit goofier, a little bit wackier, and drink some La Croix. Actually, lots of La Croix, based on the title. I make all of these while watching Danny Gonzalez videos. I lost motivation near the middle so it’s short and the ending sucks.

Notes:

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Chapter 1: Nightmares

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Dream couldn’t believe what had happened. Danny’s mangled corpse was found in an industrial meat slicer, and the only thing left was his Tac-Wallet ™. It had protected his drivers license so they knew it was him instantly. Dream then awoke, startled, and looked around to find himself in bed next to Danny, who had just woken up. He should’ve known it wasn’t real when the wallet survived.

“Dream, are you okay?” He asked.

“I had a nightmare”, he responded, still slightly shaken up.

“Would you like to talk about it?”

“Not really, can we just lay together?”

“Of course”, Danny said, giving him a kiss on the forehead. They laid down together and fell back to sleep in each other’s embrace.

Notes:

Give me constructive criticism it gives me serotonin because I know what I’m doing wrong.