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Hidan: *coming out of the shower on base* ... what. Why are you all looking at me like that?
Kakuzu: *smirking* Nothing.
Deidara:*falls over laughing*
Hidan: WHAT!
Tobi: *giggling* Your face, Hidan! You... you have…
Tobi: *snerk noise*
Sasori: *not looking up from his book* You have tan lines on your face. From the goggles you wore when snorkelling.
Itachi, pinching his nose: You're so pale. How have you never heard of sunscreen.
Kisame: You know, I heard that there are some good plants for this, maybe aloe vera?
Zetsu, sticking his head into the room: You called?
