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Is it romance or a cult?
User Katara has changed user Katara username to Dr doofenshmirtz
dr doofenshmirtz : Name changed
dr doofenshmirtz : next step is to make a machine
dr doofenshmirtz : then I can take over the entire tri-state area!
Zuko : we live in australia dumbass
dr doofenshmirtz : I’ll steal your patella dont test me you ugly giraffe
Zuko : patella?
troy boton : a flat rounded triangular bone that articulates with the femur (thigh bone) and covers and protects the anterior articular surface of the knee joint.
troy bolton : aka the knee cap
appa : SPORTS KNOWLEGE ATTACK
Troy bolton : HECK YEAH
girl boss : sometimes i forget that jake passed PE with an A*
girl boss : including getting the highest score in the theory
Gothic witch : I cant believe felix or andy passed PE physical at all
dr doofenshmirtz abuse
zuko : bullies
dr doofenshmirtz : friendship ended
Zuko : aplications for my new best friend are open
dr doofenshmirtz : who needs someone else when you can have me
zuko : your so right omg
troy bolton : gay
Zuko : correct you are gay
troy bolton : so are you
Zuko : bisexual, very diffrent as im much hotter
Appa : FUCK YEAH IM HOTTER THAN JAKE TO
Girl boss : now now your all equally hot
girl boss : except for ellen shes 100x hotter than any of you combined
Gothic witch : i love my girlfriend
girl boss : I love you to
appa : remember when my partners talked to me like that
girl boss : I literally went on a coffee date with you yesterday
zuko : we went to the skatepark together and held hands when no one was there
appa : well yeahhh i guess
Private chat: felix to windy
felix : are you sure you ok sweetheart
windy : yeah just feeling down and questioning things
windy : brain feels floaty rn
windy : pun not intended
felix : need some cuddles?
windy : if its not to much to ask
felix : never to much for you
windy : bring popcorn? We can watch movies
felix : salted caramel and the normal and much better sweat and salted for me
felix : tangled still in your tv right?
windy :yes the best disney princess movie to ever be made is in my Tv
windy : im never removing the disk
Felix : I’ll be in your room in a second so start the movie sweetheart
Is it romance or a cult?
dr doofenshmirtz : Im just saying that oshawott while not the best water starter pokemon is one of the cutest
troy bolton : ok however your wrong the cutest is Mudkip
troy bolton : mupkip reminds me of you anyway
dr doofenshmirtz : how?
troy bolton : it smiles constantly and adorably
gothic witch: thats strangely cute?
gothix witch : mia you remind me of a Togedemaru
girl boss : you remind me of a deerling
gothic witch : did you just call me a fairy type pokemon
girl boss : yes fits your personality
girl bos : all cute and stuff
Zuko : ellen is many things but cutesy is not one of them
girl boss : oh yeah?
Gothic witch : oh no
girl boss : tell that to the wolf plush she has on her bed that you gave her for her 13th birthday
Gothic witch :miaaaaaaa my reputation
Zuko : awww you kept it???
gothic witch : duh
troy bolton : pfffft mrs scary Ellen sleeps with a cuddly toy
gothic witch : ill pull your tiny brain out of tour nose with a paper clip dont test me
dr doofenshmirtz: no please he’s just a dumb idiot
gothic witch : ill stop for you my strange water buddy
zuko : am i being replaced?
appa : your about to be if you don’t get off your phone and come sing I see the light with me
Zuko : coming
Zuko : im singing rapunzles lines
troy bolton : are they on a cuddle date?
dr doofenshmirtz: 100%
troy Bolton : wanna go to the park and have a picnic
girl boss : could we join you?
troy Bolton : wouldnt have said it in the gc if i didn’t mean the rest of us
dr doofenshmirtz: yes you would have
troy bolton : yes i would have
troy Bolton : you can come if you bring someone Mias white chocolate chip cookies
girl boss : lucky for you i made some this morning
dr doofenshmirtz: he knows
gothic queen : what
dr doofenshmirtz: he’s memorized Mias baking schedule so that he knows when to ask her for food
gothic witch : is that creepy or nice that he likes her baking that much
dr doofenshmirtz: bit of both ngl
girl boss : i find it rather cute
girl boss : you didn’t have to memorize it though?
girl boss : id be happy to bake you cookies whenever you want
troy bolton : god has blessed me
troy Bolton : OMG ME AND YOU SHOULD DO A BAKING VIDEO WHERE WE ACTUALLY MAKE EDIBLE THINGS
girl boss : I’d love to
gothic : meet at the park in an hour?
dr doofenshmirtz : yep see ya
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uwu deaths cool @killmenow 5:35
Yall i was walking in a park and look what i saw
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damn thats hot @tigerlilys 5:40
Awwww its so cute to see them hang out as them and not their youtube personalities
felixstan @andysstar 5:43
It would be cute if they had consented
Jakesboot @budderrr 5:46
Their all well known their basically used to it
felixstan @andysstar 5:47
Doesnt make it right
facefuck @facedfucked 5:50
Kinda strange how mias out with them and not sam. Sorta looks like a double date
SKYBABY @voltronin2021 5:53
You dick shes allowed friends and sam isnt her keeper don’t insinuate things you creep
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Is it romance or a cult?
zuko : not to freak anyone out but a couple people on Twitter are talking about you four
dr doofenshmirtz: wha
zuko : some fans took photos of you at the park
zuko : a couple people saying how it looks like a double date
goth witch : it basically is
zuko : not the heterosexual slightly cheating date twitters insinuating
dr doofenshmirtz : thats a big word felix
zuko : ha ha not the time andy
girl boss : Felix I’m not seeing the tweets that you talking about
girl boss : im sure its all fine
zuko : if your sure i guess
zuko : just wanted to let our pr girl know
troy Bolton : Felix do you and sam want takeaway?
zuko : if its chinese from down the street then yes
dr doofenshmirtz : no absolutely not I’m not buying you your fake Chinese
zuko : HEY IVE STARTED EATING YOUR ‘REAL’ CHINESE LATELY
appa : yeah only took you like 3 years
zuko : ya know I come on this chat for a good time
zuko : and all that happens is bullying
zuko : I’m leaving this group
troy bolton : dont you dare
troy Bolton : your phones messed up and whenever you leave the chat we can never add you back and we have to make a new gc
zuko : not my problem
dr doofenshmirtz: in the past year alone we’ve had 6 chats
zuko : bullshit
gothic witch : winx club
Zoo of witches
Internet cult
Rainbow magic fairies
Bremins cult of dumbass
Loving the view there sir
gothic witch : we really need to get better at naming things
zuko sam named the rainbow magic group chat didnt he
appa : in my defence those books are pretty good
zuko : ok yeah they where
appa : gasp
troy bolton : Felix Mr. ‘Im to emo to read fantastic Mr fox’ read the rainbow magic series??
zuko : shut up before I shag your mum
gothic witch : nahh felix is the guy who never read anything but fantastic mr fox from ages 5-9
zuko : guess im shagging your mum to
dr doofenshmirtz : when you can’t get the girl you get the milf
appa : dhsadhaf
gothic witch : don’t call my mum a milf you little Blattodea
zuko : your never gonna let go of my old crush on ellen are you
troy bolton : nope
girl boss : not like andy can call you out if your tales from the other world are true
dr doofenshmirtz : heres an idea
dr doofenshmirtz : fuck off
troy bolton : we never tell Mia to fuck off
zuko :andy i recomend you start running
dr doofenshmirtz : why?
zuko : sam just sprinted out of the room screaming about how hes gonna murder you
troy bolton : yeah ellen hasnt seen the msgs yet but when she stops oogaling her girlfriend she will recreate one of her murderer novels with you
gothic witch : why did andy just run off
gothix witch : one i wasnt oogaling her
gothic witch : WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM TO RUN
troy bolton :and there goes ellen
girl boss : any reason why sam just sprinted past us
zuko : scroll up
girl boss : oh yeah ok makes sense
zuko : have yall at least got me takeaway???
troy bolton : yep we’ll be there in 5
girl boss : by we he means us two since we’ve lost Andy, Ellen, and Sam
zuko : heres a question
zuko : whats it like have a reputation protection squad
girl boss : wonderful but with them gone I can and will drop kick you if you’re a bitch to me
zuko : noted
zuko : would you two like to join me on the couch playing guitar hero as I attempt to eat my food
girlboss : attempt?
zuko : Jake steels my food when he thinks I’m not looking
troy bolton : at least I don’t take it all like sam does
zuko : fair
felix : now hurry up i need someone to play the drums for me
girlboss : sounds fun
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Is it romance or a cult?
appa : imagine; I just chased one of my best friends for a mile with another one of my best friends to protect our girlfriend’s honour
appa : imagine; we then walk home after tackling our friend and it starts pouring with rain
appa : imagine; I walk up the stairs to our apartment where I then slip on the water dripping off of us and fall back down a flight of stairs
appa : imagine; I save myself with my awesome wind powers
appa : imagine; we finally reach the apartment and I’m hoping for some Chinese that I was promised
appa : imagine; I open the door to see my girlfriend, my boyfriend, and his boyfriend playing guitar hero screaming at the screen with all the Chinese eaten
appa : imagine; as I step through the door I see my boyfriend become mad that he didn’t get a perfect score so throws the guitar at a vase breaking it
troy bolton : some imagination you have there
zuko : yeah though I’m not surprised you are an artist
appa :ha ha
appa : want to tell me why this happened
zuko : well it all happened when my parents decided that a good place to get it on was in a McDonalds bathroom
appa : nope never mind
dr doofenshmirtz : Ellen and Mia have left to their dorm rooms
appa : honey moon love off my life
troy bolton : yes my wonderful sugar bun
appa : food???
troy bolton : no
dr doofenshmirtz : thats a lie he just walked into the kitchen and took out a bunch of ingredients
zuko : I love how we all know who sam means when he says all those pet names
zuko : sucks that only jake gets the massive amounts of pet names
appa : you want pet names to squishy pie?
zuko : ew no never call me that again
dr doofenshmirtz : Felix you have an English paper due in two days you got it done>
zuko : no I don’t I have one due in a week
dr doofenshmirtz : you mean the paper on prescriptivism vs. descriptivism
zuko : yeah it’s due in a week on Friday
appa : felix todays wednesday
zuko : shit is it
dr doofenshmirtz : you had classes today
zuko : shit did I???
appa : YESS
appa : hun when was the last time you slept
zuko : hey you did the pet name
dr doofenshmirtz : felix
zuko : last time I had over 5 hours of sleep was two weeks ago
appa : so that’s why you’ve been drinking more coffee
dr doofenshmirtz : insomnia striking back?
zuko : yep
zuko : mixed with the stress since 7sins is trying to get out some more songs soon but at our last gig three weeks ago our drummer and backup guitarist got into a fight in the car park and now they might quit the band and we’re probs banned from that bar now and its all shit
appa : im sorry hun
dr doofenshmirtz : in the morning me and you can email all your band and see where they all stand with each other
zuko : doesnt help the sleeping issue
appa : maybe not but a sleepover in the lounge normally help you sleep better
dr doofenshmirtz : Jake will even make you some of his hot chocolate
zuko : only if we watch FMA and Andys over my lap like a human blanket
appa : whyyyyy
zuko : he’s more fun to make comments with since we both disagree either completely and start forming debates in our heads for later or we agree so much we start forming ideas in our heads to talk about later
zuko : very fun
dr doofenshmirtz :it is fun
dr doofenshmirtz : oh and we need to keep talking about Stella’s story ark in Winx club cuss we never finished that
appa : you watched Winx club without me??
zuko : yes but only the first 5 seasons since we’re making a really long analysis of the main 6 girls as well as the villains throughout
appa : rude but undistanable
[ private chat between sam and lavagirl]
sam : ya like andy?
lavagirl : no comment
lavagirl : you like jake?
sam : no comment
lavagirl : well then it seems we’re in agreement
sam :agreement?
lavagirl : to silently crush on them until Ellen locks us in a closet and doesn’t let us out till we confess
sam : like she did last time
lavagirl : like she did last time
sam : let the soul crushing crushing games commence
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[private chat between Sam and waterboy ]
sam : you and Felix seem to be doing well
waterboy : you and jake seem to be one step away from eloping your point
sam : toche
sam : however that was rather defensive
waterboy : I can and will spill freezing cold water on you in the middle of the night
sam : then I’ll just go cuddle with my amazing and warm boyfriend Felix
sam : something you perhaps you wish could do?
waterboy : I don’t need a flame giraffe when I can cuddle with my tall and cooler boyfriend with curly hair
waterboy : something perhaps you wish you could do hmm?
sam : toche again
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Is it romance or a cult?
troy bolton : your lucky i made us all food
troy bolton : there better be that large fluffy red blanket
appa : only the best for your dearest
troy bolton : your so kind my love
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[ private chat between sam and lavagirl]
sam : im so down bad for that boy
lavagirl : in the wise words of Ellen from when I would complain about my crush on you for about three years
lavagirl : F
sam :crule
sam : wait you crushed on me for three years before the closet incident?
lavagirl : shhh I can hear you over the sound of Edward Elric being a badass
sam : doesnt make sense
sam : wait
sam : (:
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Is it romance or a cult?
user has changed user Zuko username to Edward Elric
Edward Elric : bitch
Edward Elric : guess im now shagging Jakes, Ellens and Sams mum
girlboss : only two more mums to collect and youve fulfilled the milf pokidex
gothic witch : 3 more mums
Edward elric : Ellen no
gothic witch : 3 more mums 😈
Edward Elric : im not gonna bang my mum you ho
troy bolton : cowerbummer