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THINGS THAT ARE FORBIDDEN TO DO UPON ACID’S THREE CATS AMBAR, LUNA AND PINKY
*It has been known that there are several reports being made by Acid that all of you are using her three pet gremlin cats to your own devices, the leaders included. We do not condone animal abuse here, we are a humanitarian counter-terrorists unit for fucks sake!!!*
(WHY YOU DO THAT TO MY BABIES!!? - ACID)
- NO ONE, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, IS ALLOWED TO TRAIN AND TRY TO USE AMBAR AS A KAMIKAZE C4 BOMBER CARRIER!!!
- Kaid is forbidden to use Pinky as a personal scarf during winter.
- Please stop using sausages to dispel the gremlins away from your place. You’re enticing them to come back for more free food.
- Just stop making any attempts to start any catfights between Ambar and Luna. This is not a form of a cockfight.
- Speaking of the shy cat Luna, stop chasing after her!!! She’s not an exercise prop!!!
- Ambar is not a weapon you can use to try to murder your own teammates.
- Stop trying to pair them up together, you and the felines will get hurt.
- Aruni, please do not try to make any attempts to MURDER AMBAR if it tries to bring your pet rat alive and eat it. Your rat's safety is your responsibility and injuries made by Ambar, as agreed will be patched up by Acid fair and square.
- Stop feeding Ambar with bananas. Or throw it in its direction. We all know it hates it.
- Stop. Fat-shaming. Pinky.
- Anyone who tries to have meowing competition noises with Pinky or monkey competition noises with Ambar gets their mouth stuffed with dirty socks. That’s a promise.
- Please do not meme - shame Ambar for wanting food.
- Please refrain from calling the felines little shits.
*Any more reports on the felines will be added to this list. Please be rational and stop trying to harm the animals here.*
Agreed and Decreed with by Harry’s reluctance,
(M.BKR) ( جلال الفاسي)
(Mike ’Thatcher’ Baker) (Jalal ‘Kaid’ al-Fassi)
Commanding Leader of Commanding Leader of
Attacker Team of Rainbow Defender Team of Rainbow
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