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Tommy woke up to a ping from discord, slowly he picked up is phone, checking it
Technoblade 12:36 pm
Are you there? you haven’t been answering all day, also, where are you???
Tommyinnit 3:51
im @ tubbos house y?
Technoblade 4:00
Meand Phil have a surprise for you.
Tommy shrugged and went back to sleep after Tubbo pulled him back down from his upright position, “go back to sleeeeep” Tubbo mumbled, Tommy chuckled and fondly rolled his eyes, “clingy bitch” he muttered, they both soon fell back asleep.
1 hour later
Tubbo awoke when he heard incessant knocking at his door, he sighed dramatically, “comin comin” Tubbo carefully got out of the cuddle pile, smiling softly at the peacefully sleeping Ranboo and Tommy.
Tubbo expected one of those amazon packages Ranboo had been ordering, those so called “ding dongs” ‘honestly who names a food ding dong? “hey mum ima go eat a ding dong?” that makes it sound like you're going to eat a dick’ Tubbo thought to himself, then snorted at the absurd thought.
But what he didn't expect was Phil and *the* fucking Technoblade, Tubbo rubbed his eyes before blinking, “what the hell-“ he muttered, Tommy walked up behind him and tapped his shoulder, “wa’ goin on?” Tommy asked, voice thick with sleep.
Tubbo jumped a metre into the air “AAAAH, GOD TOMMY” Tubbo breathed out hastily, “don't scare me like that, god” Tubbo breathed out, Tommy let out a tired laugh, “sorry big T”
After a few seconds of Tommy and Tubbo having a silent staring competition with Phil and Techno awkwardly watching Ranboo walked in.
“Tubbo? What's goin on?” Ranboo asked quietly before seeing phil and techno, “o-oh h-hi” Ranboo quietly said, not completely ready for much socialising, other than cuddling with people and watching disney movies.
Ranboo quietly hugged Tommy from behind, the second tallest one letting him do so.
Phil looked at Ranboo, “you ok mate?” he softly asked, sensing something was wrong with the tallest teen.
Ranboo shook his head, “things- happened last night-“ the tall boy stuttered out. “i-i nearly” Ranboo choked out a sob mid sentence, Tubbo hugged him tightly, “it’s ok boss man, it’s ok” the shortest of them all comforted.
Phil looked at Ranboo worried, as did Techno “mate, what happened?”
Ranboo looked down ashamed and whispered “I nearly attempted last night”
Phil froze and took in a shaky breath “oh mate i’m so sorry, nobody should have to go through that” Phil rushed out as he held Ranboo in a bone crushing hug whilst the teen cried into his shoulder, Phil rubbed his back comfortingly, “shh it’s ok mate, it’s ok” once Ranboo calmed down Techno chuckled, “well this did not go as planned”
Then it hit Tommy.
He screamed “TECHNO??? HOW ARE YOU HERE?? YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE UNITED STATES”
Tubbo gasped “YEA, your supposed to be in the states of united. wait, that’s not right” Ranboo chuckled softly.
Phil looked at Ranboo “are you ok now kiddo?”
Ranboo nodded, “yea, i’m ok now”
Phil smiled “why don’t we go sit down and watch something?”
That's how Wilbur found Phil, Techno, Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo, all cuddled on the couch, fast asleep.