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tartaglia childe ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ✓
@monoceros
Hey :) I know you've seen my thread. What do you think :)
@user_257 ✔ · 2:17PM
ohh you're the guy that did that big thread about me right?
sorry for replying so late i don't check my dms often :))
@monoceros ✔ · 5:27PM
Further reassuring my thread, then. All good :)
@user_257 ✔ · 5:27PM
you're welcome, glad i can help!
as what i thought of the thread
i thought it was very
Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱 105 °C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
@monoceros ✔ · 5:27PM
???
@user_257 ✔ · 5:28PM
gasp
how could you not
never mind
uneducated :(
@monoceros ✔ · 5:28PM
Rot in hell.
@user_257 ✔ · 5:28PM
ahh a tsundere. don't worry, i'll keep your secret c;
@monoceros ✔ · 5:28PM
What the fuck is a tsundere?
@user_257 ✔ · 5:28PM
you..
but
i
you
you don't know what a tsundere is ??!?!?
@monoceros ✔ · 5:28PM
No? Are you calling me dumb?
@user_257 ✔ · 5:28PM
YES
I CAN'T BELIEVE MY HARASSER IS SO UNEDUCATED :SOB:
are you a minor
No??
@user_257 ✔ · 5:29PM
ok good
i love you my uwu sussy baka oni chan <3333333
@monoceros ✔ · 5:29PM
What's that
@user_257 ✔ · 5:29PM
say it back
you can't leave your beloved hanging
sayy itttt
okay
one at a time
uwu
@monoceros ✔ · 5:29PM
Uwu
@user_257 ✔ · 5:29PM
sussy baka
@monoceros ✔ · 5:29PM
Susy baka
@user_257 ✔ · 5:29PM
bruh can't go two seconds without a typo :///
@monoceros ✔ · 5:29PM
I hate you. I hope you know that
@user_257 ✔ · 5:29PM
how cute <333
i love you too
@monoceros ✔ · 5:30PM
I'm posting this conversation.
@user_257 ✔ · 5:30PM
oh whatever shall i do?!?!?!?
uuwah you're so romantic
letting the world know about our relationship
how about you take me to bed first ;))
@monoceros ✔ · 5:30PM
Pervert.
@user_257 ✔ · 5:30PM
wow you really got the tsundere act down
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pervert >///<
@monoceros ✔ · 5:30PM
I'm leaving.
@user_257 ✔ · 5:30PM
wihtout a kiss ?!?!??! :((((
@monoceros ✔ · 5:30PM
Fuck. You.
@user_257 ✔ · 5:30PM
what time and place oni-chan ;)
@monoceros ✔ · 5:30PM
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ur local guide for pain @_user257 · 10h
Just had the worst experience with Tartaglia. He's blocked now. Somehow, if you see this Childe, fuck you, honestly :)
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tart childe (real) @monoceros_alt · 11h
@_user257 oni-chan don't forget about about tonight ;))
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rone! @wanrinfs
@_user257 I'M STILL CONVINCED THIS IS NOT REAL I LOVE YOU CHILDE BAHAHA
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you deserve it baby <3 @hdkja8
@_user257 LMFAO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH TARTAGLOIA CHILDE!!!!
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@ rexlapis | AKA old man who likes rocks, daddy chill, John Lee, Zhongli
rexlapis
Childe
Are you okay now
Childe???
tartar childe
YES IM OKAY NOW
I DEALT WITH IT PROFESSIONALLY
rexlapis
Somehow I doubt that
tartar childe
I DID WHAT I DO BEST
FLIRTING!!!
rexlapis
That cannot be your best quality
tartar childe
i flirt with you all the time
and well i don't have many good qualities so thanks zhongli
teach me how to have good qualities
zhongli-xiansheng ;)))
rexlapis
xiansheng..,?
tartar childe
xiansheng!!
rexlapis
You have an extremely long list of good qualities, Childe
tartar childe
no one told me you dabbled in comedy!! zhongli that's amazing
rexlapis
Please stop degrading yourself like this
tartar childe
i'm not degrading muyslef!!!
,,,,
well it's not hard to after reading that hell of a tweet
...am i really controlling you xiansheng
please tell me if i am
i might be doing it subconsciously what if i
i'm sorry.
rexlapis
No, Childe
Nothing in that thread is real
Please don't do this to yourself.
tartar childe
but..whgat if he was being truthful
xiansheng, tell me, am i a bad person
rexlapis
No Childe..
Please listen to me
I think you're an amazing, talented, beautiful human being
You deserve everything, your fame online was earned through hard work
Do not let one person ruin it for you
I'm here for you. Venti is as well. Kaeya and Diluc are too.
So Childe, don't give yourself up for this one thread
tartar childe
why..
rexlapis
why what?
tartar childe
why are you doing this.
you don't have to you know
you don't have to pretend that you like me
you don't have to pretend that you like being around me
rexlapis
How can you say that?!
tartar childe
because it's true, isn't it??
rexlapis
No of course it's not!!??
tartar childe
ha, liar.
rexlapis
Stop.
Just stop doing this to yourself
Stop degrading yourself
How can you accuse us of these things? You don't know shit.
You don't know how much I
tartar childe
how much i don't know what?
cat got your tongue?
"you don't know how much i hate you??"
rexlapis
You..you don't know how much I love you
tartar childe
...what
rexlapis
Childe Tartaglia. I love you
I love you so much
So please stop degrading yourself.
tartar childe
are you possessed??
you..you can't possibly love me
you love me??
rexlapis
Well it's not hard to
tartar childe
you..mean it?
rexlapis
I love you so much, Childe
I'll protect you, I'll shield you from everyone that dares to make you feel like you aren't worth it.
Please, let me protect you, Tartaglia
tartar childe
im shakinbg rn
you love me?!?
rexlapis
I do
I'll say it as many times as you want, Childe
I love you I love you I love you
tartar childe
Ajax
rexlapis
??
tartar childe
call me ajax
its my birth name
my real name
rexlapis
Then..Ajax.
Will you let me protect you?
tartar childe
how could i not
zhongli, i love you too <3
rexlapis
Oh thank goodness
I thought I would do all of this only for you to reject me
tartar childe
thank you zhongli
i love ytou <333
rexlapis
I lovsuh eyou sgtioo
tartar childe
are youysh okjat??
rexlapis
Nojd,, iut appears thta i am crygnf on my jeyboard
tartar childe
hgsha mee too'
thankdy you for comfrytabing me
rexlapis
i vlvoe uyou
tartar childe
i vlvoe you tooo
going to go scream about it onb twitrer bye xiansheng!!!
rexlapis
Oksaay
What?
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@monoceros I love you too baobei <3
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@barbatos venti. you told me you wouldn't say it on twitter
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@yakshalatus oh sorry! can i tell them we're dating :D
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@barbatos that's..a little too late isn't it
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@yakshalatus @barbatos @monoceros @rexlapis FIRST IT'S ZHONGCHI DATING FR AND NOW IT'S XIAOVEN?!??! AM I DREAMING????
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