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Tobirama: *joining the queue outside the ice cream shop* Hello, I see you decided to take a chance on my idiot brother after all. And why is your brother stalking you on your date?
Hashirama: *sotto voice* Shhh! He's obviously doing his brotherly duty!
Madara: *shocked into silence*
Tobirama: He may as well join the two of you if that's the case. He's terribly unsubtle.
Hashirama: *perking up* Ooh! Double date!
Tobirama: ... Anija.
Hashirama: *big eyes* Please?
Tobirama: No. I refuse to date him.
Izuna: *popping out of a nearby bush* Excuse you! I am great dating material!
Tobirama: *looking him over judgementally* You have ketchup on your t-shirt.
Izuna: *spluttering* I was not the one going on a date! Nii-san is only wearing matching socks because I insisted!
Tobirama: And I'm sure socks were the most material consideration when planning this.
Izuna: You know what, fuck you.
Tobirama: Possibly. If you prove yourself.
Izuna: ...what.
Tobirama: You can start by buying me ice cream.