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Part 4 of You're My Dad! Boogie Woogie Woogie!
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2021-03-11
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In Which Peter Gets YouTube

Chapter 10: BEGONE, TITS

Summary:

What the title says

Notes:

This is the last chapter! Thank you all so much for sticking with me through this, I know I took forever to finish this one! Enjoy!
(This chapter addresses trans issues and experiences, and as I myself am not a trans man, if anything in this makes the trans readers among you uncomfortable, please know that I truly didn't mean to and tell me so I can fix it immediately. Transphobes DNI)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

IronKid @peterparkour

Official Avengers Mascot

701 tweets  139 following   20M followers

 

IronKid @peterparkour

Hey guys! So, there’s an important video coming out on my channel today, just thought I’d warn you. It’ll explain why I’m gonna be radio silent for a little while. Nothing bad, I promise!

 

You Got This Travis @Eskaybe

(Responding to @peterparkour) 

Oh shit I hope Peter’s ok

 

When Life Gives You Lemons @Aprotny

(Responding to @Eskaybe)

I’m sure he’s fine, he said it wasn’t anything bad!

 

Bestie @well_Nobody_knows

(Responding to @peterparkour)

When does the video come out? It seems like you’re a little nervous, sending good vibes!

 

IronKid @peterparkour

(Responding to @well_Nobody_knows)

It comes out around 4 EST. Thanks for the good vibes, I’m sending them back your way!

 

Bestie @well_Nobody_knows

(Responding to @peterparkour)

Holy shit Peter Parker just replied to me. EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

IronKid @peterparkour

(Responding to @well_Nobody_knows)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Bestie @well_Nobody_knows

(Responding to @peterparkour)

It’s official. I’m dead. 

 

IronKid @peterparkour

(Responding to @well_Nobody_knows)

No don’t die bestie! You haven’t gaslight, gatekeep, girlbossed your way to the top of the food chain yet!

 

Bestie @well_Nobody_knows

(Responding to @peterparkour)

I’ve never been more thankful for my username. Peter, you’re my hero. 

 

IronKid @peterparkour

(Responding to @well_Nobody_knows)

No u

 

Bestie @well_Nobody_knows

(Responding to @peterparkour)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

IronKid @peterparkour

(Responding to @well_Nobody_knows)

Chill, bro. Have some happy    (❁ᴗ͈ ˬ ᴗ͈)ᶻᶻᶻ✧

 

Miss Jackson @itsMJlosers

(Responding to @peterparkour)

Peter why are you torturing a stranger on twitter

 

IronKid @peterparkour

(Responding to @itsMJlosers)

They’re not a stranger, MJ, they’re my bestie

 

Bestie @well_Nobody_knows

(Responding to @peterparkour)

Yeah MJ we’re besties

 

Miss Jackson @itsMJlosers

(Responding to @well_Nobody_knows)

My mistake, carry on

 

IronKid @peterparkour

(Responding to @itsMJlosers)

Thank you. Now, bestie, where were we?


BEGONE, TITS

PeterParkourStark

 

The shot was simple, Peter, in what appeared to be his bedroom, sitting calmly in front of the video camera. 

“Hey guys!” He waved. “This is gonna be a pretty quick video, I just needed to tell you all a little something then be on my way!”

He giggled at his own joke, the nerd. 

“I’m getting…” he waited, pausing for dramatic effect, “TOP SURGERY!!!” 

The words appeared across the screen in Comic Sans, fireworks exploding around them. 

“For those of you who don’t know, top surgery is when a trans man has his breasts removed. Yes, you heard me right! These tits,” he gestured at his chest, despite the fact that he was wearing a binder, “are getting chopped right off. I will have no more boobs! Zilch. Nada. None! Captain America will have bigger badonkadonks than me!” 

He smiled, then obviously shifted into a more serious tone. 

“But for real, guys, this is big. As you know, before my dad adopted me, I never had much money. I didn’t think I would ever get the chance to have top surgery, and the fact that it's happening so early in my life is… amazing. I really want to thank you all for everything you have done for me, supporting me through all the craziness that was the past few months. My life is so much better because of the people around me today, and it truly means so much to me.”

He took a deep breath, getting ready for something big. 

“And, because of that, I want to give a little something back. I didn’t think I would ever get top surgery. Some days, I wasn’t even sure if I would be able to stay on T. That had a very big effect on every part of my life, especially my mental health. So, I will be starting the Ben Parker Foundation , a charity dedicated to trans healthcare, both physical and mental. My uncle Ben is not here with me today for this big step, but he was the one to buy me testosterone. He was the one who burned all of my old dresses with me. He was the very first person I ever came out to, and even in death, he is still with me through this. Hopefully, he can also be with all of you.

“And that’s all! Thanks so much for watching, please donate to the foundation, the link is in the description, and I’ll see you all in about a month! 

“Peace out!” 


Spiderfan

Oh my god I’m so happy for you Peter! I hope the surgery goes well and you have a smooth recovery!!!!

 

MyCroissant!

Holy shit the Ben Parker Foundation might be able to help me…

 

JamieGirl

Peter I don’t think you know how many people's lives you've changed

 

LillyJ

Peter Parker you are a blessing upon this earth 

 

Thor’s Girl

This boy….

 

KittieClaw

It’s official everyone! I’ve found my favorite man!

 

Eskaybe

Peter you said that we made your life better, but I’m not sure you get how much you’ve changed our lives

 

Dawg1515

He’s just the embodiment of sunshine

 

When Life Gives You Lemons

Good luck Peter! We’re sending you good vibes!

 

Wmt_2

<3333333

 

There’s a bEeEe

I’m so happy for you Peter!!

 

TS Fan Club

He’s just so pure….

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