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STONKS
Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa
My Wraith
So
My Criminal
So.
My Wraith
That was a successful study session, I think.
My Criminal
I’ll say.
So...
My Wraith
So…
My Criminal
You’re sure?
My Wraith
Yes.
Very
Very very very
Except there's one thing,,
My Criminal
What is it?
My Wraith
I doubt you want to broadcast this so publicly.
And I don’t really want that either
At least, not yet.
So
Let’s keep this between us right now?
I’m not ashamed of you or anything it’s just
There's no reason to tell everyone about us
It’s not like we’re going to be more affectionate when it’s just us, let alone with other people.
I mean
If you wanted to be more affectionate in private
I wouldn’t be opposed
Hell, i would encourage that lol
i‘ve always kind of wanted that with y I am rambling.
My Criminal
No, no.
Go on, love.
My Wraith
Stfu i don’t wanna hear it
My Criminal
Oh, I’m sorry, sweetheart.
My Wraith
Stoppppp
My Criminal
Never, my darling.
The light of my life,
My favorite shadow,
The most dangerous woman in Ketterdam,
In Kerch,
The loveliest wraith of them all.
My Wraith
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AKHSDKSDJAHFKDgdsjHKjkhsjJDHFSDDHBFSHDBFMSBDMNFBSDMbn vb JHM CM C KAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THISSSSSSS
My Criminal
Because you’re cute when you blush.
My Wraith
YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE ME IM IN MY ROOM.
My Criminal
I don’t need to see you to know how enchanting you look.
My Wraith
omggggg
Ur so annoyinggggg
I might have to march all the way over to your room and kiss you on your hair.
My Criminal
Oh no!
Don’t do that!
How awful!
My Wraith
That’s it, Brekker.
This was my last straw.
I’m coming over there
My Criminal
No! Please! Have mercy!
My Wraith
No, the time for pleading is passed.
My Criminal
I thought you liked it when men begged :(
My Wraith
. ur insufferable
Why is your door locked :(
My Criminal
I told you to learn how to pick it months ago.
You’re telling me you didn’t?
My Wraith
…well…
My Criminal
Inej!
My Wraith
Sorry!
I was just so distracted by your lips, your arms, your eyes
I just couldn’t focus :(
My Criminal
…
My Wraith
Aw, thank you for unlocking your door, my love ;)
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR TAYLOR SWIFT
Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Nina Zenik, Matthias Helvar
1989
NIKOLIA’S PARTY
Red
YES YES YES
FUCK YES OMG
Evermore
Ok
Speak Now
Whatever Nina wants!
Folklore
Ummmm
Reputation
Absolutely not.
Folklore
^^ but nicer <3
Red
NOOOOO NEJ U HAVE TO GOOOOOOOOOo
1989
CMON GUYS HAVE FUN
LET LOOSE A LITTLE !!!!!!!!!!!!
Reputation
Fine, I will think about it.
Thought about it, my answer is still no.
Folklore
Sorry guys
Parties are rlly not my scene :(
Red
BUT YOU WOULD LOOK SO PRETTY
THE THEME IS VAMPIRES
ZOYA HAS THIS ONE DRESS
OH MY GOD U’d LOOOK SO HOT
KAZ WOULD BE ON HIS KNEES
Folklore
He already is.
Evermore
O.O
Reputation
Anyways,
No.
I’m not going, so even if that is true, I wouldn’t be seeing it.
1989
You could wear that authentic victorian suit that you stole !!
The waistcoat is red right
U and inej would be matching….
Folklore
…oh?
Reputation
Inej….
Folklore
Kazzz..
Reputation
Inejjjjjjjjj.
Folklore
please :(
Reputation
No.
Ugh.
Fine.
Red
SO YOU’LL WEAR THE DRESS
Folklore
how slutty is it?
Red
Uhhh
I wouldn’t wear it?
Folklore
Mmh, ok
Wait I actually want to know what it looks like, though
Red
Ok wait lemme find it onlineeeee…
Okok
https://www.onemorecouture.com/long-dark-red-sexy-v-neck-prom-dress-with-slit-p0276.html
Folklore
Nina!
‘Sexy’ is in the title.
I’m not wearing ur sexy dress
1989
Kaz is crying rn
Reputation
Stfu im not even near you.
That dress is not that bad.
Think of what else Nina could’ve asked you to wear.
Folklore
the winter blowout dress still haunts me
Red
It wasn’t that bad !!!
Folklore
It was classified as lingerie on amazon.
Red
Alr, i see ur point..
But this one is so niceeee!!!!
Genya said she’d sew pockets for your knives
Folklore
…mmh
Kaz, what do u think ?
Reputation
Wear whatever you want, inej.
STONKS
Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa,
My Criminal
If you wear that, I’ll pass out.
My Wraith
Perfect.
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR TAYLOR SWIFT
Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Nina Zenik, Matthias Helvar
Folklore
Alright, why not.
OMG KAZ KAZ
KAZZZZ
K A Z
Reputation
Yes?
Folklore
I FOUND THIS DAY EXPERIENCE THINGY
WHERE YOU CAN RENT OUT A SHIP
A SHIP!!!!!!!
WITH THE SAILS AND THE
THE SHIT
OMG OMG
IT’S SO PRETTY
YOU CAN RENT OUT THE SHIP FOR THE WHOLE DAY
KAZ KAZ
KAZ
CAN WE GO!!??!!?!!?
Reputation
How much does it cost?
Folklore
UHH
LIKE
I DON’T FUCKIN KNOW
DOES IT MATTER?
Reputation
Not really.
Of course we can go.
Do you want to wear that flowy shirt you bought last week?
Folklore
OH MY GOD I DIDN’T EVEN THINK OF THAT
OMGOMGOMG
I’M GOING TO DRESS LIKE A PIRATE
OMGGGG
THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THAT OMG ILY ILY
Red
HELLO!??!??!
IM SORRY
WHAT!?????????????
I’VE NEVER HEARD YOU SAY ILY TO HIM INEJ>>>?!!!!!!!!!!@”!:@#>!”@
Folklore
Well, now you have <3
Red
UH
1989
SO NIKOLIA’S PARTY
Red
YES
INEJ
ME GENYA AND ALINA ARE GOING TO ZOYA AND NIKO’S TONIGHT
YOU NEED TO COMEEEEEEEE
TRY ON THE DRESS AND DO UR MAKEUPPPPP
PLEASEEEEE
Folklore
Alr alr i’ll go
Red
FUCK YEAH
Folklore
Kaz is coming.
Red
WHAT
Folklore
Jk lol
Is nikolai going to be there?
Red
I HATE YOU
ILYILYYYYYY
NO NIKO MAL AND THE REST OF THE BOYS ARE GOING TO YOU AND KAZ’S
Reputation
Excuse me?
Red
oHHH THAT’S WHAT ZOYA TOLD ME TO ASK YOU
HAHAHAA I COULDN’T REMEMBER
Hey kazzzz
Reputation
No.
Absolutely not.
Why did someone just knock on my door.
It’s not fucking night.
It is four in the fucking afternoon.
The party isn’t till ten.
Zenik, I swear to fucking god if Nikolia Lastov is outside my apartment with a bunch of alcohol and eyeliner I’m going to slit your throat.
1989
….well?
Reputation
Son of a bitch.
At least I don’t have to pretend to like Aleksander anymore.
Dear god, I’m glad they cut him off.
Folklore
You never pretended to like him, you tried to kill him every time you two were within a mile of each other.
Reputation
Hey, I could’ve actually killed him.
I showed astounding self-restraint.
Folklore
Remember when I stabbed him <3
Red
That was great !!!!
Evermore
You stabbed him-
Folklore
It was the only thing I could do to keep Kaz from ripping out his eardrums.
Reputation
Stupid little fuck, I should’ve ripped out his fucking eardrums.
Folklore
Calm down, kaz
Evermore
What did he do O.O
Reputation
He literally Hi this is Inej I took Kaz’s phone because he was typing a little too aggressively <3
He tried to sleep with me which is why I stabbed him btw
Evermore
EW WHAT THE FUCK
Reputation
Yeahhhhhhh not a fun night
But at least I stabbed him <3
And then Zoya and Alina almost killed him lol
He had to go to the er and everything-
You don’t remember that??
Evermore
j*n didn’t let me have any electronic devices <3
1989
Can I please kill that stupid mf??!?!
Evermore
Nah that’s my thing
1989
Alr alr <3
If you ever change your mind
I have two pistols with his name written on them
Folklore
Ok i gave kaz his phone back
Speak Now
Rookie mistake.
Folklore
Rookie?? Excuse me??
I have been dealing with kaz brekker’s bullshit since freshman year of college, get on my level matthias
1989
OOUUHH THE GIRLS R FIGHTING
Folklore
Jes, shh
Speak Now
Be quiet.
Reputation
Stfu.
1989
KAZ YOU WEREN’T EVEN IN THAT ARGUMENT :(
Reputation
They were literally arguing about me??
Red
Alr fuckers, we're getting waffles, I’m not taking arguments, get ur shit together and meet me at the waffle house in 30 minutes at the latest!!!! >:(
Evermore
Mildly concerning? But okay
Reputation
No, I have to entertain a bunch of frat boys.
Folklore
Okay!
Reputation
Fine, I’ll distract them with something.
Football.
And beer.
They better not trash my fucking apartment.
Folklore
<3
Speak Now
Of course, little red bird <3
1989
Fuck yeah ok