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"You're not going to tell anyone?"
"Why would I do that? Dull. They wouldn't understand. Besides, it's more fun this way!"
"Erm, oh. Okay. No, wait, why?"
"You're perfect travel size! I can carry you around in my pocket! I can take you with me to work!"
"Erm, I'd rather not, actually…."
"Nonsense. Being that size, you can't have been able to see much of the world, can you?"
"Actually, I'm originally from Scotland, I've travelled quite a bi—-"
"—-in the boot of some car, probably, hoping for the best. From there I imagine sewers, sidewalks. Dull! Boring! Too close to the ground, not enough views! We're going out!"
"Sherlock!"