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yoru: WHO THE FUCK POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM??
phoenix: WHAT IS THE @
jett: *punches table* GIMME THE @
chamber: what is the @? im asking for a friend
yoru: i'm not telling any of you
cypher: it's @gayassmfersnoods
skye: why are you guys even asking for the @?
jett: for research purposes
yoru: cypher take down the profile
cypher: no
yoru: why do you hate me?
cypher: yes
yoru: that does not answer my question
phoenix: okay but yoru is kinda hot actually
jett: yoru if i wasn't gay as hell I'd be on my knees rn
chamber: I'm not gay but I'm on my knees right now
yoru: thanks? i guess?
skye: are you guys sure you're looking at the right nude?
raze: icb yoru was packing this whole time
yoru: why are you guys even looking at my nudes?
astra: this is disgusting
astra: does anyone have it saved?
yoru: what the fuck
skye: what the fuck
neon: THE POST IS DELETED
killjoy: DAMMIT
killjoy: sharing is caring everyone
phoenix: i gotchu fam
killjoy: thanks
neon: thanks
skye: WHY DID YOU SEND IT TO ME I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT
astra: thanks
skye: i hate you phoenix
phoenix: i love you too <3
yoru: I'm gonna kms
phoenix: nooo don't kys you're so sexy haha
chamber: since we all saw yoru's nudes... anyone else want to post their nudes to make him feel better?
cypher: no
skye: no
killjoy: no
phoenix: nah
astra: no
neon: nope
chamber: damn
skye: okay but i accidentally saw the photo and i must say... he doesn't look... bad
yoru: is she dying?
jett: @viper something is wrong with skye
skye: don't make it a big deal
viper: elaborate
jett: she complimented yoru
viper: if you bother me with something like this again I'll poison you
jett: like a snake? like does you poisoning me include biting? if yes I'm down for it
raze: i thought you were dating neon & kj? why are you flirting with viper AGAIN?
jett: eh that didn't work out
raze: oh
neon: yeah :]
phoenix: hey do you guys think the love birds will actually become a thing?
killjoy: yup. I'm giving them like a month
neon: a month is too short. 2 months minimum.
chamber: two weeks at max and i bet a €100
phoenix: accepted. I'm writing down everything
astra: i bet it'll take them a week
jett: hey wouldn't it be funny if they were actually kissing as we speak?
cypher: actually...
jett: NO WAY