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1:23 AM
Skylanders joined the chat
Skylanders: GUESS WHOS BACK ON THIS SHIT
Skylanders: I am so sorry for disappearing
Skylanders: i have seen hc s8 and s9, but i am choosing not to incorporate them yet for reasons
Skylanders: reason one: s8 is too angsty /lh and this is a chatfic
Skylanders: two, the lore is a bit convoluted and i don’t know all of it, plus i don’t want to add all the helsmits, i just wanted big brother wels
Skylanders: three, we still have demise going on lmfao
Skylanders: my humor hasn’t changed much so you won’t have to worry about that, also if there’s a bit of a weird difference between the first half and the second half; i wrote the second half first cause at the time of writing this note i have forgotten who dies for this round
Skylanders: yes that’s all planned out
Skylanders: i don’t really have an excuse for being gone so long; i was just. dragged into other things and forgot about this. but i’m back so! enjoy this chapter :)
Skylanders: also YES PEARL AND GEM WILL BE HERE JUST NOT RN.. maybe after one or two chapters
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8:39 AM
Burnt bread: LITERALLY WHO THE HELL KEEPS JOINING THEN UNJOINING AT UNGODLY HOURS OF THE MORNING
Tired: Whoever it is needs a better sleep schedule :/
Burnt bread: well that's true too but i have no room to talk abt that
Tired: Sleep better hours please!
Burnt bread: maybe
Tired: >:/
9:01 AM
Zedaph was getting increasingly frustrated with the way Demise was going. That’s not to mean he was ready to quit, exactly; it was just that everything in the school was trapped. Or, nearly anything, at least. The doors to the classrooms of non-dead people, seats, the offices, hell, even the coffee machine - heaven forbid whoever set that trap when Wels (and probably Hels too) found that out. He’d been dodging traps for days- this most recent one was especially complicated, a web of wires on the floor leading to nerf guns on the walls. It was pretty annoying, given that the door at the end was the closet, which he needed to get some supplies from. As he crossed the last wire, he breathed a sigh of relief and opened the closet door...
“GOD DAMNIT!” he swore. There was a bucket of nerf bullets on top of the slightly ajar door, the oldest trick in the book. “FUCK YOU!”
He swore he could hear laughing from the hallway.
9:11 AM
Scar was storming through the halls, absolutely determined to get someone, just someone today. The first person he saw was going to get sniped. He’d killed no one so far and Cub didn’t want to risk it; so therefore, it was up to him.
He hid behind a corner, waiting to see who was going to walk in his direction. At the first sight of somebody, he shot without hesitation.
He was immediately hit with a barrage of bullets back from TFC, who he’d narrowly missed hitting. The principal winced.
“Sorry, I’ve just.. been on edge,” he apologized.
Scar sighed. “Not your fault. Didn’t even get anyone before dying though, damnit.”
The elder pulled out a gray scarf from a bag of them he’d started carrying around (people were ‘dying’ fairly quickly, so he’d taken it upon himself to carry some around), and handed it to Scar. “Here. So you don’t have to go to the office.”
“Thanks,” he said with a grin, tying it around his neck. “Oh, shit, I’m late for class- see you, TFC!” he called as he ran.
“Sorry again!” TFC replied, sighing. This game was fun, but troublesome.
9:27 AM
TheLastLetter changed their nickname to A AA AAA
Vex #2 changed their nickname to ConCorp #2
Vex #1: NOOOOOO SCAR
ConCorp #2: I HAVE TO BREAK THE MATCHING NAMES CUB IM SORRY
Copper Coins: is that a vine joke
A AA AAA: absolutely.
Copper Coins: NICE
Deadstone: i know exactly how zed died lmfao
A AA AAA: THAT WAS YOU? THAT IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE MOVE MUMBO
Deadstone: i was very much aware you had science today :)
Burnt bread: what was the trap
A AA AAA: it was like a bunch of wires n shit on the ground indiana jones style. that’s not what i died to; he also put a bucket on the door
Burnt bread: YOU DIED TO A BUCKET TRAP?
A AA AAA: IT WAS A DICK MOVE
ConCorp #2: i tried to snipe tfc and got a barrage in my face :’)
TFC: I’m sorry, it was a defense reaction!
ConCorp #2: i dont blame you but also :(
Vex #1: the duo is #brocken
ConCorp #2: F in the chat
11:12 AM
Manhunted: imagine if techno was a part of this though
Asymmetry: literally everyone would die SO quick
Manhunted: yeah but it would be funny
Copper Coins: for you, maybe
Manhunted: false actually i think you could survive pretty well.. ive seen you fight
Asymmetry: ive never won an mcc i dont think
Manhunted: thats usually cause of your teammates
Copper Coins: can confirm, false is badass
Asymmetry: stop it you’re going to make me blush
Manhunted: FALSE IS AWESOME
Copper Coins: FALSE IS AWESOME
Asymmetry: STOP IT
Copper Coins: absolutely not
Asymmetry: you guys are the worst
Asymmetry: ..<3
1:19 PM
Ghostbo: I JSUTG REMGERED TOMEMY ISTN HERE
Manhunted: you just now noticed? i mean its nice and quiet without him :)
Ghostbo: rood
Ghostbo added POGCHAMP to the chat
POGCHAMP: FUCKIN FINALLY
Burnt bread: hey tommy!
POGCHAMP: eyyyyy grian
Kk: you two know each other??
Kakorrhaphiophobia: they’re the gremlins of their group of course they do
POGCHAMP: wtf is that name is a that a reference to that song wilbur showed me
Kakorrhaphiophobia: which one, i see a dreamer?
TNT Slab: did he show that to you after the karaoke club
POGCHAMP: is that what he was doing that day
POGCHAMP: also yeah
Kakorrhaphiophobia: lmao it is
Do The Tango: that user is so long it hurts me please change it
Kakorrhaphiophobia changed their nickname to Fleetway
Fleetway: so i’ve been playing sonic.exe
Ghostbo: isnt fleetwya a cmoic copmany?
Fleetway: i mean the fnf mod, fleetway super sonic is there
Ghostbo: :0
POGCHAMP: oh that’s cool
TNT Slab: fun fact: sonic fans are immune to cringe culture
Bubbles: can confirm
Do The Tango: how so?
Bubbles: we have dealt with not only ken penders, but the fandom itself, the sonic movie version one, etc etc
Fleetway: isnt ken penders the reason we don’t have scourge anymore?
Bubbles: yeah
Fleetway: i now hate him
TNT Slab: as you SHOULD
Ghostbo: wait as econg
Ghostbo: THERE ALRE MSULTPE SONCI COMEICS
Fleetway: yeah lol archie made some too
Ghostbo: yoooo
POGCHAMP: time to read those! sonic was my fucking childhood
Bubbles: british sonic sounds kind of cursed /lh
Fleetway: not really but also yeah at the same time
Ghostbo: ture
Ashes: MUMBO AND JOE.
Deadstone: :3?
Burnt bread: never use that emoticon again
The Hills Are Dead: Hehe
Dusted: you two are dead
Deadstone: we already know
Ashes: no, you’re going to die irl :)
The Hills Are Dead: Is... Is this because of the coffee machine?
Dusted: WHO BOOBY TRAPS A COFFEE MACHINE
Deadstone: JOE THAT. THAT'S ASKING TO DIE
Ashes: mumbo gets spared then
Undead: guess its your turn to run then joe
The Hills Are Dead: Uh oh.
TFC: You trapped the coffee machine?
The Hills Are Dead: ...maybe?
Deadstone: THAT IS LITERALLY JUST ASKING FOR PEOPLE TO COME AFTER YOU
The Hills Are Dead: I’m sorry, I wasn’t thinking!
Dusted: JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HAVE CAFFIENE DOESN’T MEAN OTHERS DON'T
Ashes: GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
Fleetway: ..wow
Manhunted: im lowkey scared of the knight twins now
Burnt bread: me too actually, first time weve agreed on anything
Manhunted: fuck you
POGCHAMP: suck it green boyyyy
POGCHAMP: grian we are simply the same we are brothers
Burnt bread: but then id have to be brothers with wilbur
POGCHAMP: fair enough, cousins then
Burnt bread: yes we are cousins
Manhunted: this is literally the worst thing to happen since that mcc
POGCHAMP: grian dreamslayer
Burnt bread: grian dreamslayer
Ghostbo: bonding monemt <3
Manhunted: sometimes i regret accepting cleo’s invite
Undead: L to you lmfao
3:14 PM
Vex #1: hey fleetway does this mean you’re gonna make a sonic song
Fleetway: i already did
Vex #1: OH YEAH
ConCorp #2: what if you did a cover of fist bump tho
Fleetway: what’s that one?
ConCorp #2: sonic forces song
Vex #1: WE CAN SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE CAN DO YOU ARE NEXT TO ME AND I’M NEXT TO YOU
ConCorp #2: pushing on through until the battle’s won! no one’s gonna give a thing to us, into each other we put our trust!
Vex #1: STANDING UNITED AFTER THE FIGHT ITS A BRAND NEW DAYYY
ConCorp #2: we have turned the page! never knew how much i needed somebody to help me this way!
Fleetway: i do like those lyriics so maybe!
Vex #1: HAHHA YESSS
ConCorp #2: POG
Beex: wait you two only really get excited about
Beex: oh
Beex: OH!
Vex #1: JOIN THE KNOWING WHO FLEETWAY IS CLUB
Manhunted: JUST TELL ME YOU ASS
Fleetway: hm... no ;)