Archive of Our Own ^beta

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1. Perceptor – grand theft
2. Brainstorm – mechslaughter
3. Drift – throwing a wrench at me
4. Rodimus – being this sexy
5. Magnus – tampering with my datapads
6. Megatron – being aboard this ship
7. Ratchet – not telling your doctor who is also your conjunx when you have a level 4 metallurgic wound and thinking it would heal on its own
8. First Aid - kidnapping
9. Ambulon – killing off your patients for their t-cogs
10. Nightbeat – spoiling the movie
11. Smokescreen - arson
12. Bluestreak – fleeing an officer
13. Mirage – racketeering
14. Hound – harboring a fugitive
15. Rewind – bribing Ultra Magnus
16. Chromedome – public intoxication
17. Swerve – unloading the dishwasher before it’s done drying
18. Tailgate – doing drugs
19. Cyclonus – triple homicide
20. Whirl – not telling us what’s in the briefcase
21. Rung – tax evasion
22. Sunstreaker – poisoning
23. Nautica – domestic terrorism
24. Skids – Nautica’s dance moves
25. Extra 1 – playing grenade tag in the halls (courtesy of Ultra Magnus, being quite tired of this frequent pastime)
26. Extra 2 – threatening a judge in open court (courtesy of Rodimus, who may or may not have done such a thing)