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    So, he clicks it. The Orion Pax in him is still making horrible decisions, Optimus guesses, because when he hears a sleepy groan and a “who the frag is this” on the other line, he realizes he’s made a horrible mistake.

    Optimus Prime accidentally calls Megatron in the middle of the night, two and a half weeks after their fight. They end up talking a lot more than they'd expected.
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    Or; What else are you supposed to do when your archnemesis calls you and you're still in love with him?

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    04 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    OH MY GOD I SOBBED AND PACED FOR A SOLID HOUR AFTER READING THIS

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    „You’re hopeless,“ Scrapper said with some conviction.
    Breakdown, who had his head buried in his hands already, nodded. “I know,” he said ruefully.
    “You can’t just keep dropping things whenever this mech walks by. We talked about this.”
    “Yeah, this is like. A serious problem,” Bonecrusher added. “Because the things you drop,” and here he gestured with his half-full cube of engex and nodded sagely, “cost money.”
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    Breakdown is a construction worker next to a hospital for cosmetic surgery. Knock Out is the name of the good-looking doctor who walks by every morning. Property damage ensues, and Breakdown is quite happy that his next job just involves more tent-building for a society conjunxing and less handsome doctors.

    Or not.

    Because apparently, Knock Out is one of the happy conjunxes – isn’t he?
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    Featuring: KOBD being morons, unabashed fluff, misunderstandings. And minor property damage.

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    29 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    KOBD romcom fic
    10/10 will be rereading

  3. Rec 16

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    Petey and Greg go on a stakeout mission together.

     

    Inspired by this comic from @railwynn on twitter
    https://x.com/railwynn/status/1924912709424054618?s=46

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    02 Jun 2025

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    Absolute peak

  4. Rec 31

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    He runs out the first chance he gets, and in hindsight Petey knew it was a bad idea — bringing his son to the set he’s filming the movie at. Now here he is, chasing the kid through a city he doesn’t know and trying to hide from the people that recognize his face. And then the worse case scenario happens: the only one who — reluctantly — helps him stay out of the fray is someone who hasn’t seen a single one of his films.

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    20 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    READ IT READ IT READ IT
    ITS BEAUTIFUL JUST READ IT
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  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    The fashion industry has a dynamic duo that can’t be beat! Knight the human and Greg the dog, the super model and his charming right hand man. If you’ve seen a pet add on TV or a male model in a magazine, chances are you’ve had the pleasure of seeing them. Who’s more beloved is anyone’s guess but Petey is tired of playing second fiddle to a nitwit and his mangy mutt. As the worlds most handsomest cat, he will do whatever it takes to get to the top and become Ohkay city’s number 1 model!

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    22 Apr 2025