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It was the night of the 2020 presidential debate. Joe Biden glared profusely at his opponent, the great orange man himself, Donald Trump. Trump licked his lips and smirked. Biden looked away, red.
The tension between them grew, and it wasn’t just any tension, it was sexual tension. But of course, Biden couldn’t do anything about this, as they were in front of a huge live audience. He took a deep breath and calmed himself down. He’ll have to deal with this later, privately.
The 77 year old man pulled himself together and spoke. However, he was disturbed by Trump many times while he was talking. He knew that he was nervous, but having Trump speak at the same time he was had his heart race. Was it panic? Fear? Who knew, but a slight blush was forming on his cheeks. Biden shook himself as the moderator stepped in.
“This guy just won’t let me finish!” Biden complained, refusing to look Donald in the eyes as he cleared his head of any... interesting thoughts about Trump.
Trump started to interrupt him again. “Well,” he said, but was broken off by Biden.
“He just,” Biden said, exasperated, “doesn’t know how to finish.”
Trump licked his lips once more, and smirked.
“You’d be surprised.”
That was it. A huge blush enveloped Biden’s face, and he flinched. He was extremely surprised by this response. Hiding his face in his arm, he coughed to clear his mind again. He knew Trump was smirking and grinning smugly on the other side of the stage, but he couldn’t bear to look at him.
Thoughts of him and Trump swirled in his mind. He knew they were both married, but...
Goddammit! He was furious at himself. He shouldn’t be thinking about this kind of stuff! Trump is a straight man and so is he. There’s no further discussion here.
But, if only they could be together... Biden’s mind thought.
“Sir, are you alright?”
Biden looked up to see the moderator. He calmed himself down, and cleared his throat. “Y-Yes. I’m fine. Let’s continue with the debate.”
The moderator nodded and left the two, and Trump noticed Biden’s blushing face and smirked at him again. Biden turned away, wanting to look unfazed.
The debate continued as normal, but Biden’s thoughts about Trump will never be normal again.