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agrimonia eupatoria by piranhaenergy
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
03 Oct 2022
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When Beetlejuice announced to the family that he'd found a girlfriend, you were happy for him. At first.
Now, all you can see is the signs that something isn't right. And you don't know how to help him.
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Hearts, Sleeves, Stripes by piranhaenergy
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
19 May 2022
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You've always had a good poker face; living in the same house as Beetlejuice has rapidly perfected it.
No matter what he does, he can't get you to crack, and he hates it.But it's okay. He has a plan.
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The Perfect Match (Appreciates a Good Murder) by piranhaenergy
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice - All Media Types
11 May 2022
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The Handbook has a whole chapter on it. Soulmates are destined to meet, that's the rule. There's no force that can stop it. You lock eyes, or touch them, and bam, bonded forever.
Born-deads, though? Demons? Yeah, turns out you need a soul to have a soulmate. What a surprise. It's just like his mom always said. Nobody is going to love him. Nobody ever could.
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Insect Wine Or Whatever-His-Name-Is by UnholyPlumpPrincess
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice (1988)
06 Jun 2019
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Reader is being a tease and not saying Beetlejuice's name three times, of course.
You're really in for it, huh.