Prompts for (Creepy) Cormac (Malignant) McLaggen Fest
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In which all of Hogwarts has had enough of the creep known as Cormac McLaggen by Anonymous
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11 Oct 2025
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Consequently, chaos unfolds.
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Consequences for Cormac, or, the convoluted tale of how Cormac McLaggen reaps what he sews and accidentally brings Draco and Hermione together in the process by withallspeed
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Nov 2025
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In which Cormac is creepy and Hermione and Draco finally plan to get him back, and don’t plan to get together.
8th year. Devious Draco, awkward but ruthless Hermione, and an assortment of chaotic sidekicks — and of course a very creepy Cormac. Snape is alive because I say so.
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Cormac gets cheeky. Hermione sets him to rights. Draco thinks that's hot.
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Like the title says.
Enormous ego, massive arrogance, immense self importance...but tiny package.
Cormac McLaggen makes it as if he's Wizarding Britain's biggest lady-killer, wanting to add the Golden Girl as another notch to his bedpost.
Hermione Granger sees right through him.
A tough lesson in humility follows...knocking him down a peg or two...or ten.
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✅️ Egotistical Cormac McLaggen
✅️ BAMF Hermione Granger
✅️ Single DILF Draco Malfoy -
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Hermione Granger makes the unfortunate acquaintance of Cormac McLaggen at a frat party. Draco swoops in to help.
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Like a badly-timed joke, Hermione Granger, Cormac McLaggen, and Draco Malfoy walk into a bar. What could possibly go wrong?
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“Come on, Granger,” he went on, pouting his lip again. “We’re inevitable. Why won’t you just give in?”
“You’re fucking delusional,” she hissed, which only caused him to laugh.
“Such a tease. You always have been. Fortunately for you, I’m ambitious. Once I set my sights on something, I never give up.” He glanced down, his eye catching on the receipt as some of her drink soaked through the parchment. “Pretty signature, Granger. Perhaps someday soon, your initials will read HM. Wouldn’t that be nice?”
Her eyes widened in surprise. He smirked.
“Hermione McLaggen might be the sexiest fucking thing I’ve ever heard—”
“McLaggen.”
Cormac froze, irritation washing over him at the interruption. He turned his head to see Draco Malfoy standing there, his gaze fixed on Cormac’s hand where it held Granger’s wrist. Malfoy’s eyes flicked up to Granger’s face, assessing, before meeting Cormac’s stare.
“What exactly is going on here?”
Written for the (Creepy) Cormac (Malignant) McLaggen Fest
AWARDED:
Most Satisfying Public Smackdown
Best Incorporation of Dramione
Tied for People’s Choice Award
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Newly single, ministry worker Hermione Granger is sick and tired of Cormac McLaggen continually and relentlessly making sleazy sexual advances towards her at work. With the severe lack of a Ministry for Magic HR, Hermione realizes the only way she could get Cormac to leave her alone is to find a boyfriend...or at least someone willing to pretend to be her boyfriend. Enter Draco Malfoy.
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Genius member of a family known for madness and aristocracy & one of the brightest witches with a penchant for being a menace, VS A creepy jerk who no one really likes! Buy your tickets now!! by Snake_Serpentine_Stories
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Oct 2025
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So Mione broke up with Victor due to not being able to hold up long distance, our dearest darling Cormac took this as his cue. Creep.
Hermione decides that she might as well see what that albino snake’s rumored acting skills from back in Hogwarts are all about.
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Home visit by Anonymous
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23 Sep 2025
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Cormac finds a way into Malfoy Manor
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Cute Dramione Fluff as Cormac Suffers in the Background by Anonymous
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Sep 2025
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Cute Dramione fluff as Cormac suffers in the background
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Hermione Granger's performance review of Cormac McLaggen (Junior Assistant to the Assistant Minister of Floo Regulation): terrible employee, perpetually late, completely clueless, and clearly overcompensating for something.
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Cormac is obsessed with Hermione Granger and tries to sabotage her date with her husband, Draco Malfoy.
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Hermione is famous. Cormac is fixated on her. Write a fic Ripped From The Headline
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Hermione Granger is an up-and-coming country singer, who lives in Nashville. Draco Malfoy is a Boston Brahmin and graduate of Vanderbilt Law who has fallen in love with the Music City and a certain bushy-haired girl. Cormac McLaggen is an obsessed fan who is hellbound and determined to get close to Hermione, no matter if he has to cross international borders.
**Awarded "Most Emphatic Cormac Takedown"**
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