5 Works in (Creepy) Cormac (Malignant) McLaggen Fest
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Hermione Granger is an up-and-coming country singer, who lives in Nashville. Draco Malfoy is a Boston Brahmin and graduate of Vanderbilt Law who has fallen in love with the Music City and a certain bushy-haired girl. Cormac McLaggen is an obsessed fan who is hellbound and determined to get close to Hermione, no matter if he has to cross international borders.
**Awarded "Most Emphatic Cormac Takedown"**
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“Come on, Granger,” he went on, pouting his lip again. “We’re inevitable. Why won’t you just give in?”
“You’re fucking delusional,” she hissed, which only caused him to laugh.
“Such a tease. You always have been. Fortunately for you, I’m ambitious. Once I set my sights on something, I never give up.” He glanced down, his eye catching on the receipt as some of her drink soaked through the parchment. “Pretty signature, Granger. Perhaps someday soon, your initials will read HM. Wouldn’t that be nice?”
Her eyes widened in surprise. He smirked.
“Hermione McLaggen might be the sexiest fucking thing I’ve ever heard—”
“McLaggen.”
Cormac froze, irritation washing over him at the interruption. He turned his head to see Draco Malfoy standing there, his gaze fixed on Cormac’s hand where it held Granger’s wrist. Malfoy’s eyes flicked up to Granger’s face, assessing, before meeting Cormac’s stare.
“What exactly is going on here?”
Written for the (Creepy) Cormac (Malignant) McLaggen Fest
AWARDED:
Most Satisfying Public Smackdown
Best Incorporation of Dramione
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Consequences for Cormac, or, the convoluted tale of how Cormac McLaggen reaps what he sews and accidentally brings Draco and Hermione together in the process by withallspeed
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Nov 2025
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In which Cormac is creepy and Hermione and Draco finally plan to get him back, and don’t plan to get together.
8th year. Devious Draco, awkward but ruthless Hermione, and an assortment of chaotic sidekicks — and of course a very creepy Cormac. Snape is alive because I say so.
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Hermione Granger's performance review of Cormac McLaggen (Junior Assistant to the Assistant Minister of Floo Regulation): terrible employee, perpetually late, completely clueless, and clearly overcompensating for something.
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Cormac is obsessed with Hermione Granger and tries to sabotage her date with her husband, Draco Malfoy.
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Genius member of a family known for madness and aristocracy & one of the brightest witches with a penchant for being a menace, VS A creepy jerk who no one really likes! Buy your tickets now!! by Snake_Serpentine_Stories
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Oct 2025
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So Mione broke up with Victor due to not being able to hold up long distance, our dearest darling Cormac took this as his cue. Creep.
Hermione decides that she might as well see what that albino snake’s rumored acting skills from back in Hogwarts are all about.