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• Public Bookmark 3

  The Claiming of the Cucumber by CursedStuffGoesHere (MistAndMagic)

  Fandoms: VeggieTales, The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald (Cartoon)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  29 Sep 2022

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Larry the Cucumber/Ronald McDonald
  • Bob the Tomato/Ronald McDonald
  • Bob the Tomato/Larry the Cucumber/Ronald McDonald
  • Larry the Cucumber
  • Bob the Tomato
  • Ronald McDonald
  • Breeding
  • Implied Mpreg
  • dubcon I guess???
  • i honestly don't know how to tag this
  • Smut
  • There's smut
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • Body Horror
  • but for vegetables

  Summary

  I don't have a good explanation for this. This is the most cursed thing I've ever written.

  There's a clown with glowing spunk doing the sideways tango with the veggies for the purpose of producing babies. I... Yeah. Exactly what it says on the tin.

  I'm gonna go bleach my brain now.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,061

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  17

  Kudos:

  34

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  651

  Bookmarked by Aratwithwings

  21 Dec 2025

  Bookmarker's Collections:

  • mildly traumatizing

• Public Bookmark 5

  We Started the Fire by Ih817, Wowsers_Mister

  Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  16 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Fire Spirit Cookie/Wind Archer Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Fire Spirit Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Wind Archer Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Homosex
  • Yaoi
  • Double Anal Penetration
  • Fire play
  • BDSM
  • Wind Archer Arching
  • Lava Play
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • shockfic - Freeform
  • No beta we die like Wind Archer Cookie
  • Top Fire Spirit Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Bottom Wind Archer Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
  • Omega Wind Archer Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Alpha Fire Spirit Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Fire Spirit Commits Suicide (Cookie Run)
  • Kinktober 2025
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Porn with Feelings
  • Double Penetration in One Hole
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • Fire spirit has two penises (Cookie Run)
  • Gore
  • Death by Creampie
  • Fire Spirit Cookie Kills Wind Archer Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Cookie Run Characters Are Ambiguously Cookies or Human
  • peni (multiple penises)
  • Say Gex
  • death by fuk

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,229

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  16

  Kudos:

  22

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  1,535

  Bookmarked by Aratwithwings

  26 Oct 2025

  Bookmarker's Collections:

  • mildly traumatizing

• Public Bookmark 1

  Pope McFrancis RPF by QuietlyDrabblingEachDay (TheQuietWings), TheQuietWings

  Fandom Abrahamic Religions, Real Person Fiction

  • Teen And Up Audiences, Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Series

  28 Aug 2024

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jorge Mario Bergoglio | Pope Francis I/Ronald McDonald
  • Jesus Christ (Christianity)/Ronald McDonald
  • Ronald McDonald
  • Jorge Mario Bergoglio | Pope Francis I
  • Jesus Christ (Christianity)
  • Secret Relationship
  • Religious Guilt
  • Drabble
  • Blanket Permission
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Church Sex
  • Anal Sex
  • Bottom Ronald McDonald
  • Top Jorge Mario Bergoglio | Pope Francis I
  • Break Up
  • Angst
  • Discussion of Abortion
  • Unplanned Pregnancy
  • Religious Conflict
  • Past Relationship(s)
  • Jealousy

  Words:

  400

  Works:

  4

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Bookmarked by Aratwithwings

  21 Dec 2025

  Bookmarker's Collections:

  • mildly traumatizing