Fics that are going to get me fired for daydreaming on company time
All the fics I literally can't stop thinking about, even when I'm doing something important, like my job. Who needs food or shelter though, really?
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Harry Potter only wanted him on his knees. That would never change, he was sure of it. Anything else, that was just in his head.
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Maybe that had been the moment, he thought several years later, that his life had twisted into the amalgamation of lies and deceit that knocked him on his knees for two masters with opposing ideals. Maybe it had been Tobias, the man who had never given him an inch since that day in January at eleven years old.
Or perhaps it was just destiny.
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Dr. Severus Snape is not impressed when a tenacious Harry is hired on at his private medical practice.
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When an old magical sickness strikes Hogwart's grumpy potion professor, the new flight instructor comes out of hero retirement to save him once again.
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Oral by goldenfences for vavoom_sorted_art
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Oct 2025
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Oral: a sexual activity in which the mouth and tongue are used to give or receive sexual stimulation.
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Crowley rolls his eyes. “Okay, give it to me. What do you want to try?”
Aziraphale’s cheeks go red. “Well, you know the other, um…” He gestures at a bewildered Crowley’s crotch. “It’s only, I thought we could give it a try. A- a taste, if you will.”
Crowley blinks. His sluggish, horny brain tries to process the words that just came out of the angel’s mouth. “You want me to… change?”
“Oh, would you?” Aziraphale breathes, face starting to brighten with that ridiculous sunshine smile of his.
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- Part 3 of Vavoom's Kinktober 2025
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After the failed Armageddon, Aziraphale finds out that Heaven has been damning souls to Hell for the supposed sin of having kinky sex. He is certain that kinky sex in itself is not a sin, and enlists Crowley to help him prove it. Never mind that Aziraphale has never had sex before. Never mind that he and Crowley are just friends. He's sure everything will work out just fine.
Written for Kinktober 2025
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Aziraphale breathes a groan. He can't help it, because he can smell Crowley, a tinge of ethereal spark at the back of Aziraphale's throat, a scent that demands for him to touch. It fills the whole space until there's no air around that doesn't hold Crowley's sweat mixed in it. It's like tasting damp heat on his tongue, a sweet weight that makes Aziraphale want to press against Crowley.
While sent to spread peace on the land of the Kingdom of Wessex, Aziraphale runs into Crowley. Things will get complicated despite themselves.
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Why Are We In A Box? by Create_Serenity (Sivany)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Oct 2024
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Crowley and Aziraphale end up trapped in a box. Crowley is sure there was a good reason he miracled them into it in the first place and there's probably some sort of explanation as to why he can't miracle them out again. Unfortunately the box is inconveniently small and the forced proximity to a certain angel means his brain no longer seems to be functioning quite right.
What on earth are a demon and an angel to do?
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coffee, theoretically by eefaevie
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Aug 2024
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Crowley wonders absently if he’s somehow fallen asleep and this is a very detailed dream, or if maybe he’s been brought back to Hell without him noticing and they’re testing out a new form of torture designed specifically for him. His gaze can’t settle on anything, there’s too much to see. Aziraphale is never this close to him, never this eager—from this angle Crowley could fall into the depths of his blown pupils, trace the curve of his damp parted lips, and bask in the glow of his warm, flushed skin.
It hits him all at once like a freight train, embarrassingly delayed for a demon like him: this is arousal. Aziraphale is aroused.
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Canon-divergent AU where The Metatron does try to manipulate Aziraphale with the coffee, but the effect it has is not quite what he had in mind.