I Eat EWE 24/7 [HP ⚡ rαrєραirs]
Drarry is my OTP
Warnings: this is an anti cishet/canon pairings list (LOL), since I'm mostly anti Ron/Hermione & Gin/Harry BUT ALSO Dramione & Harmony ARE NOTPS!
Love me some Dumbledore / Molly /Hermione bashing, but at the same time wish there were more fics with Ron's wasted potential (queerness/internalized homophobia/ misoginy? ) HELLO THE CHESS THING?? VICTOR KRUM??
Also love me some Slytherpuff shenanigans & have dark H/Cs with Neville & Percy both...
We need more Necromancy fics in this fandom is all I am saying...Not a fan of twincest HERE (in other fandoms idc) nor JKR ideia of the Weasley twins almost being the same person, making George an widower GTFO, its as stupid as any number of canon things 2 me - if wanna talk about Weasleycest make it about Fred/Percy then we can talk LOL
Nor I'm against Tommy No Nose/HP if done well, tbh.
Severus/HP is meh for me, I much prefeer Neville/Severus for a number of reasons - the same way I prefeer Severus/James Potter to Sirius/Severus for instance.
My OTP rarepairs: Arthur/Sirius; Neville/Severus; Ron/Krum; TRANS!Hermione/Lockhart; Remus/Fenrir; Tom Riddle/Hagrid
So..no cishet or canon OTPs here, sry.
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Bookmarked by Net_Bathetic
21 May 2023
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Where is the ending?????
Grrr why? This fic is so good? Their dynamic is everything! -
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It’s quite one thing for your best mate to casually tell you about all the sex his boyfriend wants to have. It’s altogether another to have him bring up the time you snogged him in a shitty Central London park.
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Neville is rarely surprised by the things he encounters in his job anymore, but when he walks into his office after his weekly afternoon meeting with Fortescue and sees Severus Snape waiting for him, the word that best describes his reaction is surprise. Surprise and the long-ago familiar sense of trouble in the air that always made the hairs at the back of his neck stand up, and does so now as well.
He tells him that someone is killing werewolves, and he needs his help to catch them.
“I don’t want to go to the Aurors,” Snape says, and then, frustrated, he pulls a piece of paper out of his vest pocket with two thin fingers, holds it out for Neville to take. He does take it, and he knows he’s going to help as soon as he looks at it. It’s a photograph of a child, a woman and a man sitting down behind it while it’s playing, smiling up at the photographer. All of them are on a bright red fluffy rug, wooden floors beneath it. “The woman is Helen Greenwich. She was murdered two weeks ago in Manchester. They found the upper half of her in the woods behind her house.”
Neville meets his gaze, the two of them tired and determined. “Fine. I’ll help.”
Bookmarked by Net_Bathetic
17 May 2023
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MY OTP GAAAAA
THIS FIC IS SO GOOD!!!