Cracky HP fics to get me through school
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“We could raise him,” Bellatrix whispered, eyes gleaming. “Train him. Teach him the family legacy. Hex his teachers. Matching robes again!”
“We agreed,” Tom hissed, “no robes, no rituals, and absolutely no snakes named after exes. No snakes means no kids too. I thought you understood that. I gave up dark lording to write grumpy op eds and do crosswords in peace.”
“But think of it,” she said. “Legacy preservation. Just... smaller. And with snacks.”
Tom sighed like a middle aged man. “Fine. But if he tries to resurrect anything, it's on your head”
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The story of how Harry Potter ended up the legal ward of a semi retired dark academic and his emotionally unstable tax spouse.
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his love life and death by noctelier for Incognito_Kat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2024
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Tom Riddle doesn’t get sick. His immune system, just like the rest of him, is extraordinary. Incomparable. No one would dare suggest otherwise.
Which is why everyone goes silent when he starts to cough.
Or: Tom contracts Hanahaki Disease, knows what he must do about it, and decides he’s better than all that (until he doesn’t).
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- Part 1 of loose ends