OFMD Holestice 2024
A collection of delicious filth self-recced by OFMD fic authors!
Add up to ten of your own hole-iest, filthiest works for folks to explore on Holestice (December 21-22, 2024)!
Guidelines:
Fics can be any ship, any setting, published any time - but keep them under 25k so they’re nibbles and snacks that can be read in one delicious gobble!
(Open, Unmoderated)
Random works
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The bud was absolutely beautiful, and Stede had never seen a saguaro bloom like this: all huge and skin-pink, delicate blush at the base and deepening to a dusky, dark red where the tips of the petals came together at the point, and he needed to get a closer look—he wished his camera could capture color, because goodness, would anyone believe them?
(Stede's a botanist on the hunt for a new species of cactus. Ed's an artist along to document. It goes about as well as the tags suggest)
For TropeFest day 5, Fuck or Die/Only One Bed!
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“A… Sybian?” Stede says. It is definitely something sexual, but he’s not sure what it is.
Ed shrugs. “Yeah. Thought it would be fun.”
“And it is…”
“A vibrator.”
“Edward, I don’t think even you can fit something this large inside of you.”
Ed huffs out a laugh. “Not that kind of vibrator.”
Kinktober Day 5 - Overstimulation
Series
- Part 6 of OFMD Kinktober
- Part 4 of Kinky Husbands
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Popular novelist Edward Teach knows his stuff, but the Society for Antiquities has some complaints about his latest book, and to appease them, his publisher sends him out on an expedition with an expert archaeologist, Stede Bonnet.
Turns out Stede's concerns aren't all to do with the ruins in the novels; he's also got some unwelcome feedback on the sex scenes. With terrible (perfect?) timing, they're about to encounter a legendary sex pollen, and these new enemies are going to have to make a fast pivot to lovers if they want to survive.
What better way to test the feasibility of everything Ed's imagined, and more?
Series
- Part 1 of Silly Spicy Sweet One-Shots
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[podfic] Two Beds (are not better than one) by SD_Ryan
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Apr 2024
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podfic of Two Beds by jazzxdaffy
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“Gotta warn ya, mate,” Ed said in that same unusually-bright-given-the-circumstances tone from earlier, “rooms at these kinds of places are usually too small to fit two beds. We’ll probably have to share.” Ed punctuated the warning by whistling a few sing-songy notes as they arrived at their room and he fit the iron key into the lock.
“I see,” Stede said, feeling that thrill again. Likely from the authenticity of sleeping in close quarters, like a real pirate. Really thrilling stuff, that. “I suppose we could get a second room, if–”
“NO,” Ed interrupted loudly, startling them both. He cleared his throat and began again at a more location-appropriate volume. “No, the innkeeper said this was the only room left–” he turned the lock– “so we’ll have to make do with whatever’s here.”
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A subversion of the Only One Bed Trope, and a love letter to OFMD fanfic everywhere. -
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Stede wakes to shafts of golden light creeping across the bedsheets and strands of silver hair across his face. He smiles, reaches up to draw it aside, and Ed stirs in his arms. They’re both naked, skin warm against skin, and when he turns onto his side to wrap an arm around Ed, his cock brushes the bedsheets and there’s something—something wrong—
He sits up and throws the bedclothes off in one motion, and—
There’s a cage around his cock.