Holiday magic
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A Very Harrods Christmas by YieldMaiden for astralsunshine
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Mar 2026
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After splurging shamelessly at Harrods, just so he could get close to the hot sales associate, Sirius earns an exclusive 'big spenders' access to the department store Santa. He goes there with James and Harry, pretending to be a family, since the card is in his name. But when Santa suddenly turns grumpy and rude, Sirius isn’t having it, and gives him a piece of his mind.
And it goes like this: “Hey, do you happen to have a problem with this kid having two dads?! Because, I hate to break it to you pal, but we are not going to go away just because the likes of you have something against us. Why can’t you just keep your bigotry for yourself and let the kid take a photo with you? There’s no need to be obnoxious about it, this is your job, so I’d expect you to sit in your chair and do what is expected of you! You shouldn’t have taken this job if you can’t stand families like mine!”
The Santa sounds like a real jerk, right? But is he? We'll see...
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So he supposes he should say it all escalated one month ago, when Remus brought up The Situation.
“You have a boyfriend?!” James exclaimed. “Why didn’t you tell us?!”
Sirius had sat there, frozen, as his worst nightmare unfolded before his very eyes.
Not only did Remus have a boyfriend, he was going to introduce him to his parents.
“Wha– no!” Remus replied, eyes darting between James and Sirius. “There is no boyfriend!”
Sirius and James were, quite understandably, confused. Until Remus explained The Situation again.
“Alright, from the top. My mam kept bugging me about not having a boyfriend,” Remus started, “and I felt bad about continually disappointing her, so I lied about having one. Yes, yes, I’m a terrible son for lying to her. I kept meaning to fake break-up with my fake boyfriend, but I just… it’d break her heart.”
“So… what’s the issue?” James asked.
“The issue is that it’s her sixtieth birthday next month, and now she’s insisting I bring my non-existent boyfriend to meet the family.”
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When Remus Stole Christmas by Elliepenny
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
11 Jan 2026
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After an encounter with the legendary Grinch, Harry decides to invite him to the Christmas Eve town festival in an effort to find his own Christmas spirit.
Inspired by the 2000 film with Remus as the Grinch, Harry as Cindy Lou, and Sirius as the love interest
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Sirius Black and the Operation: Hush-Hush Hanukkah by littleoldrachel for mybelovedmoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2025
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Sirius loves his new job, his wonderful colleagues, and most of all, the smile of one Remus Lupin. He hasn't had the headspace to think about flirting over the last couple of months, but now, with Christmas galloping towards him and the endless possibilities for flirting that come with the festive season, all that is about to change…
Cue: a misunderstanding, a mysterious gift-giver, a mountain of delicious food, and a mazel tov to two ridiculous pining men! -
Who is this guy in his ugly sweater? (I'm in love with a man in an ugly sweater) by poquita_cosa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jan 2026
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"Frank." He continued, pointing at the next guy. Remus had to squint to understand what he was looking at.
"Are those… you?"
"Yes. He printed everyone's faces in black and white and put them on elves bodies."
"Ha!"
"What?"
"Your elf is the shortest one." Remus laughed, and Sirius' mouth opened in disbelief, squinting to see better.
"The asshole." He muttered. "He's disqualified for slander."Or: Remus Lupin loves ugly sweaters, especially when Sirius Black is the one wearing them.