House M.D. Collection
A collection of House M.D. works, including crossovers.
Fandoms: House M.D., Dead Poets Society (1989), etc.
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“The kids are betting on whether we’re fucking,” House announces proudly as he rips the door open to Wilson’s office.
Wilson, sitting at his desk and immersed in paperwork, barely spares him a glance. “No, they’re not.”
In which the fellows are acting strange, House has a hypothesis, and Wilson gets roped into their idiocy.
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Suddenly, Wilson feels like he’s been enveloped in warmth. He leans closer, pressing their foreheads together. “I love you so fucking much.”
“So you keep saying.” House smiles drily.
Wilson just has to kiss him. “And so I’ll keep on saying.”
“Do you… need me to say it back?” House asks after a moment, his voice weirdly unsure.
“Would you say it back?” Wilson asks curiously. “If I asked you to?”
House hums. “I could always hire a skywriter.”
“That sounds lovely, sweetheart.” Wilson smiles. “Valentine’s day is coming up. 20 bucks to whoever comes up with the most embarrassing declaration?”
“Oh, Jimmy, you are going down.”
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- Part 3 of Pretty as a Picture
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Wilson’s reaching out for the bottle again when his phone pings, so he reaches for that instead. He can’t help but smile when the notification shows a new text from House. It helps him remember that he’s being mopey for no reason: he’s still House’s best friend, that’s what matters.
He’s just a bit lonely, is all.
He opens the text and blinks at its contents:
I know you want it.
What the fuck does that mean?
For a few moments, Wilson just stares blankly at the text, but then the accompanying image comes through.
“Holy shit.” Wilson drops the phone like he’s been electrocuted, his face burning. “What the fuck?”
It’s a picture of House.
It’s a whole lot of House.
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- Part 1 of Pretty as a Picture
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Wilson reacts to House's latest drugging attempt by drugging him with Viagra at work—a totally normal thing to do to your best friend that won't imply any suggestive consequences whatsoever.
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Wilson had a voyeurism problem.
AKA the one where Wilson watches House have all kinds of sex.