The always please
Mostly OneShots or stories with less than 10,000 words because I'm lazy.
I tend to read these ones with frequency, and if I don't ready them as much anymore, well, they used to be read a lot.
I may do a subcollection for them, eventually.
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“The- The goddamn-... baby shit!”
“Holland,” Jackson took a step forward, hands outstretched slightly with his palms to the sky like he wanted to grab the younger man but by the grace of God, stopped himself. He shook his head, expression incredulous. “What the hell are you talking about?”
“Yo-You know! The-The stuff!” Holland shrieked, hands flapping in the air. His lips pulled into a frown as he took a few stumbling steps back, narrowly avoiding falling back into the bed-nest. God, he was a mess.
Jackson glared. “If you say that again I’m gonna kill you.”
“The pregnancy stuff. I-I mean, I’m no James- fucking- Dean, let’s be honest. Holly was a big baby, okay?! My stomach looks like a-a deflated party balloon. I have so many stretch marks, if I went to the zoo, they’d throw me in with the goddamn tigers. And I-...” Holland faltered, and for the first time since Jackson had met him, Holland looked genuinely stricken, as if he had reminded himself of something he’d rather soon forget.
Something he couldn't forget.
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Alternatively: Holland figures Jackson wants nothing to do with him because of how his body looks post-pregnancy. Jackson proves him wrong.
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Dream Blunt Rotation, But Robert Is The Blunt by Darling_No
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
13 Nov 2025
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Okay, in Robert's defense, he was on his way to work to deal with a bunch of chucklefucks for the rest of the day after spending the night in his plastic chair staring at the ceiling while sleep eluded him until his alarm went off. He felt like that somewhat excused the fact that he was completely oblivious to the cloud of pink that he walked right through on his way to work, too zoned out and exhausted to notice the heroes above dealing with the building currently leaking the stuff from its broken windows.
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- Part 1 of To Be Loved Is To Be Changed (Poly Z-Team)
- Part 1 of Together In Every Universe
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“You can’t come until you say it.”
“….I deserve happiness.” -
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A scent-challenged Holland March doesn't realise he's come into heat for the first time since his wife died, and Jackson Healy is fighting demons (and other alphas) to keep it together.
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- Part 1 of Healy/March Omegaverse Fics
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Holland tossed his suit jacket in the back of Healy’s car. “Should we go to the hospital or something? Maybe this was like, a secret chemical weapon from-”
“March, if you try to tell me that Hitler made powder that makes you horny I'm going to break your other arm.”
(aka healymarch sex pollen)