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March gets kidnapped and Healy has to find him and March is like beaten crazy style and also gets stabbed cuz that's all I can think about right now for some reason in these fics, and he's in a coma for like a week and then Healy has to stay at the March residence while he recovers and March has a dream that him and Healy got hot and heavy lowkey and doesn't realize it was a dream so he starts being flirty and touchy with Healy and Healy's like wtf bro and then when he finally confronts March about it, March tells him what they did and Healy's like uhhh no we didn't, and then he realizes it was a dream but then it becomes real dw.
And Healy's ex-wife comes to the house and is like ew you're gay now wth?
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Like real people do by Bee_Syrup_28
Fandoms: Lars and the Real Girl (2007), Barbie (Movie 2023)
20 Aug 2026
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A piece of him was missing. A gaping wound that had yet to heal.
The cure wasnt what he was expecting.
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- Part 1 of LarsxKen
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me and you, and you and me (so happy together) by stormjoys
Fandoms: Lars and the Real Girl (2007), Barbie (Movie 2023)
23 Aug 2026
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Lars is getting fed up with a certain coworker, but he can't quite place his finger on why. Said coworker is just busy admiring the view.
OR: Ken is infatuated. Lars is oblivious. They're both a little stupid.
OR 2.0: Lars has never had feelings for another man. Ken helps him navigate said feelings, and Lars discovers himself along the way. They're adorable and it's sickening.
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- Part 1 of kenlars
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Savior - SundayDriver by macnsamuel
Fandoms: Lars and the Real Girl (2007), Drive (2011)
11 Sep 2026
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Driver stumbles into a tiny town up north in the middle of nowhere and befriends a sweet, awkward man and his small family. As soon as they become friends, Driver finds himself unable to stay away from Lars Lindstrom, having bouts of anxiety when he was without him. He finds any excuse to be around him, including bringing him snacks and small gifts while at work and it doesn't take long for them to form some kind of romantic relationship. Driver finds himself wanting to do everything for Lars and getting jealous when someone else would so as much look at him. After beating a man unconscious for flirting with Lars at a fall festival, Driver confesses his obsessive feelings and things bloom from there.
AKA crazy obsessive Driver that would kill anyone and everyone for one Lars Lindstrom.
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He Kinda Looks a Little Like You - HealyMarch by macnsamuel
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
28 Aug 2026
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Healy gets new case for him and March to take on, one about a gay couple where they have to get evidence of their affair for the wife. Except this case is disgusting and the wife wasn't worried about the affair her husband was having, it's who he was having it with.
March and Healy have to visit a gay bar and flirt their way to answers, which March is suspiciously good at. Eventually, stuff happens and they end up at a motel alone together wink.
TW: mentions of incest between a father and son.