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[ARC-5597 created a new Commline Chat: “Calling 411 Pain”.]
[ARC-5597 added ARC-5555, ARC-1409, CT-7763, CT-6723, CT-5385, CT-5862, CT-7824 to a new chat.]
ARC-5597: You all are my information lackeys now
ARC-5597: /there is no escape/
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[ARC-27-5555 is now Online.]
ARC-27-5555: o h
ARC-27-5555: a fine collection, i see
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CT-7763: Rule 1 of Gossip chat- /don't talk about gossip chat/
CT-5385: That’s,,,,, not how Gossip works??
ARC-5597: Common language is Basic, please. Not everyone knows Full Mando’a
ARC-27-5555: chakaar
ARC-5597:Copaani mirshmure’cye, Vod?
ARC-27-5555: uh
ARC-27-5555: wait, echo’s in here too
ARC-27-5555: i need to find his comm NOW
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[ARC-27-1409 is now Online.]
ARC-27-1409: /Too late, Rayshe’a/
ARC-27-5555: KARK
ARC-27-5555: eyayah plz
[ARC-27-1409 changed their nickname to “NewVibe,WhoDis”.]
ARC-27-5555: eyayah ;-;
[NewVibe,WhoDis changed ARC-27-5555’s nickname to “Fish”.]
NewVibe,WhoDis: Run.
[NewVibe,WhoDis is now Offline.]
ARC-5597: Boi you better git while you can
[Fish is now Offline.]
CT-7763: what is even going on
ARC-5597: Anyway, yeah this is a Gossip chat
ARC-5597: I expect many sweet snippets from all of you
ARC-5597: All I ask is that you don’t share the chat itself, if you can avoid it
CT-5385: Soooooo
CT-5385: Can we do a role call?
CT-5385: idk half the people here
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CT-5385: :(
CT-7763: Found Wooly, lol
CT-7763: Comet, flying through the skies to bring a sparkle to your evening ;)
CT-5385: I’m Tup!! You sound nice, Comet
ARC-5597: No Flirting
[ARC-5597 changed CT-7763’s nickname to “KarksAbove”.]
KarksAbove: aww
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[CT-5862 changed their nickname to “SweatersAreCool”.]
CT-5385: :O
CT-5385: how did you do that??
SweatersAreCool: Resident Turtle, here, coming to ya LIVE from the 91st!
SweatersAreCool: Opal says “hi” as well
ARC-5597: Turtle.
SweatersAreCool: Don’t worry so much, Lt, they won’t know about anything that happens in here
KarksAbove: hit the upper-right menu, it’s under settings and chat nickname
[CT-5385 changed their nickname to “Tupricorn”.]
Tupricorn: thank you <3
KarksAbove: np <3
ARC-5597: Really...
KarksAbove: sooooooo /Turtle was it/
KarksAbove: I heard your Jetii was nailing Commander Ponds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SweatersAreCool: And where did you hear that from ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ARC-5597: /Yeeees, this is what I want to see/
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CT-7824: please, i'm on deck, Wolffe keps staring at me every tome a ping happens
CT-7824: /im litrly begging u/
ARC-5597: Sounds like it sucks
[CT-7824 changed ARC-5597’s nickname to “Kucked”.]
[Kucked changed CT-7824’s nickname to “Salt”.]
Salt: rude
Kucked: talk shit get hit
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SweatersAreCool: Bruh
[Salt is now Offline.]
SweatersAreCool: So anyway, yeah the Commander was sleeping on a half-stripped General in an abandoned section of the ship
SweatersAreCool: Do with that what you will ;)
Tupricorn: Wait, are we talking Full-Half-Nude or
Tupricorn: idk
Tupricorn: Hand-Up-Shirt kind of thing
KarksAbove: Wow, cant believe General Windu fucks
SweatersAreCool: /he was missing like three of his robes/
SweatersAreCool: / i only saw one more left and a whole section of the Generals left pec/
SweatersAreCool: the Commander did have at least /one/ of his hands up the General’s shirt
SweatersAreCool: needless to say, they were not too happy about their nap being interrupted
KarksAbove: and you got Holos??????????????
SweatersAreCool: I ALMOST GOT SHOT BY MY OWN COMMANDER FOR EVEN BEING THERE, OF COURSE I DIDN’T
KarksAbove: Weak, 4/10 news report
Tupricorn: i think i can convince Jesse to draw it
[Kucked is now Online.]
Kucked: In your demented dreams, Vod’ika
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KarksAbove: In other news, i’m pretty damn sure General Koon and Commander Wolffe are married
KarksAbove: /Or at least Wolffe has proposed to him/
Tupricorn: WHAT, HOW
KarksAbove: Last month after he got his shiny new eye he forced the General to take a pair of his bracers ;)
KarksAbove: now everyone is placing bets on how long it will take the General to figure out what Wolffe wants from him
[CT-6723 is now Online.]
CT-6723: Does this mean I have to talk about Commander Cody and his constant Puppy Dog Eyes
KarksAbove: 0w0?
[Fish is now Online.]
Fish: not with that nickname
[Fish changed CT-6723’s nickname to “CurlsAbound”.]
[NewVibe,WhoDis is now Online.]
NewVibe,WhoDis: That’s our Ori’Vod you’re talking about
CurlsAbound: uhh...
Fish: word your next message carefully, vod
CurlsAbound: …
CurlsAbound: Under Duress, I will now retract my statement and file away this topic for a later date.
Fish: uh-huh, and?
CurlsAbound: *possibly later date, as I do not know when it will be available to share again
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[Fish is now Offline.]
Tupricorn: W o w
KarksAbove: Is it safe to come out of the cave, now?
Tupricorn: I mean
Tupricorn: What’s so bad about the Commander’s feelings for the-
CurlsAbound: S H U T-
[Fish is now Online.]