very scrumptious fics
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(translation: fics i've thoroughly enjoyed :3c)
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“I still think this is a stupid fucking plan,” Eren says, “I think you’re better off moving on to someone else than trying to get Jean fucking Kirstein to fall in love with you.”
“Like who?” you ask, raising an eyebrow in amusement. “Someone like you?”
“At least I’m not an asshole,” he scoffs. “And I fuck you good. You’d be better off with me than with him.”
“I thought you didn’t do relationships.”
“I don’t,” Eren looks over at you with pursed lips. “I’d break your heart.”
“Hmm, tempting, but I think I’ll stick with Jean.”
“He’ll break it too,” he says. “Maybe even worse than me.”
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You're in love with your best friend, but he's still hung on up his ex-girlfriend, so you start sleeping with his former best friend to make him jealous. The four of you work together at one of the city's most prestigious professional services companies and you're struggling so much with the workload that you're worried you might get fired.
Can you successfully juggle all these relationships and your career, or will you burn out and lose it all?
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idk bro. Bob Velseb fucks you stupid. i've never completed a fic before so please enjoy my raunchy debut.
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This places wants you dead. Who are you to deny it?
But then, suddenly dropping into your life comes a gift. A light in the darkness. A chance. A hope. A purpose. A reason to keep kicking and fighting and scratching at the world.
Also, there's a certain skeleton who isn't ready to let you go.
((Update: No longer a one-shot; now a roughly connected series of one-shots. Lots of swearing. Dark themes.))
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- Part 1 of Already There/Be Joining You Soon
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Let's make clay figurines together by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
30 Dec 2021
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After two months of art lessons, Tommy very much regretted choosing it as a GCSE.
Not because he was bad at it or anything—no he loved drawing—but it was his teachers. It was how his school taught art. Everything about it sucked the creativity out of it. It took away his choice of expression, forced him to write coursework about overrated, dead artists and their dogshit contemporary pieces.
But then he got a new teacher to sub into his Friday lessons.
He didn't think someone whose last name referred to the stuff in chimneys could make him love art again. Yet, Mr Wilbur Soot did.
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Tommy uncrosses his legs. “You were ignoring me- I felt justified.”
“I was ignoring your character,” Wilbur corrects. “I was being a good fake brother. I was being a good actor.”
Tommy falters a little. Fake. Fake brother. Good actor. He swallows. “Uh- yeah. Yeah.”
or, SBI are actors on a sitcom, and of course, they play a happy family- unfortunately for Tommy, the lines between fact and fiction are easily blurred and hard to define.
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- Part 5 of Anything and Everything