Slorch Week 2026
Slorch Week schedule
July 26- Invasion of Slorch the Vile
July 27- Slorch Dinner Bell
July 28- Slorch vs. Murder Hornet
July 29- Demon Shark: Slorch Untamed
July 30- How to Train a Slorch Shark
July 31- My Strange Slorch Addiction
August 1- Slorch the Vile: Dressed to KillSlorch Week Origin Story Time: Once upon a time, the fabulous Gleafer drew Slorch’s animal form as a shark. The fandom ran embraced it. Bushybritches and I love Shark Week. She made a comment on Bluesky about it, I had totally forgot about it, then made a post several days later while bored at work about how we should combine the two into our very own #SlorchWeek, and by god, y’all people (my people 🫶🫶) ran with it. And here we are.
All graphics have been made by the lovely Bushybritches/sadfacepuppy.
HAPPY SLORCHING!
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"His tongue licked the filth from her throat. Before her death, Siobhan hadn’t been bathed in weeks; dirt and sweat gathered in the wrinkles and creases of her neck. The acrid scent of unwashed skin filled his nostrils. His eyes rolled white, and his jaw of needle-sharp teeth sank deep into the withered muscle of her neck. The crunch of bone and cartilage a symphony in his head. Her blood gushed thick and heady. Memory poured from the wound, filling his mouth. He swirled his tongue, seeking out the things that made her beg to keep the lights on at night."
Archduke Lord Slorch enjoys his job; he is very good at it. Until he has to torment a soul he doesn't believe belongs in Hell. He needs to find an Angel, because Lord Slorch has questions, and he wants answers.
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Anathema and Anthony are two determined scientists ready to find life among the stars--until that life is suddenly headed towards Earth to invade?! Or is it. Things aren't what they seem once they meet Slorch the Vile, and they may have a much bigger problem on their hands. Can they stop the actual invasion? Let's see!
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Ethereal Epiphanies by AngieWords
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
03 Aug 2026
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Slorch is not brooding in the aftermath of his and Baraqiel's...encounter. He's definitely not upset that the Dominion hasn't contacted him for several months. And he's absolutely, positively not furious when a certain ethereal being shows up again, unannounced.
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- Part 4 of The Archduke & The Dominion
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The Hot Topic of Dressing a Demon by EyesOnHisThighs for texacilian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
02 Aug 2026
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Aziraphale and Muriel will need to infiltrate Hell in order to solve a caper. They can't just walk into Hell looking like angels. They'll need outfits and Aziraphale insists the act of finding the right demonic look must be done properly. Muriel has just the idea! With the help of a slightly whiney, yet supportive demon, Aziraphale and Muriel find themselves in a magical land for an understated, yet unhinged, shopping trip.
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What’s this treasure?” Slorch laid down his book on the arm of the sofa and looked at the paper gift bag with a look that implied Anthony had just dropped a writhing ball of snakes in his lap.
“Present.” Ah yes, eloquent as always, the angel climbed into his chair opposite the demon and looked at him with gleeful anticipation.
The Archduke narrowed his eyes.
“What kind of present?”
Anthony put his hand to his heart in mock offence.
“You wound me, sweetheart. I only brought you a few new clothes.”