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Memories and Culture by Leo_Wolf
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
13 Jun 2026
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“Tell me this, do you remember in detail all your siblings? Even those who you have not seen since your Fall?”
Lucifer frowned, confused.
“I mean… Yes? I still mix their names some times because my brain is funny like that, but otherwise I’m good.”
“You mean to tell me you cannot remember what you had for lunch yesterday, but you remember in detail faces you haven’t seen in millennia?”
“Well… You know how my brain works, Al” he chuckled. “Besides, I’m not exactly like you humans, in the sense of memory I’m not that… limited? I guess that would be the best way to explain it, yeah.”
The next statement coming out from the sinner’s mouth was made in a low —almost ashamed— voice, gaze fixed on Lucifer’s chest rather than looking straight at him.
“I… cannot remember my mother like that.”
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Alastor cannot remember his mother's features in detail and Lucifer offers to help with an accurate portrait (and a lot of teamwork). Oh, and he learns about creole culture in the process!
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- Part 27 of Bonds Across Hell and Heaven
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Lucifer was nothing if not lonely, and so, after the begging and pleas of his friends, he finally accepted to go through a series of blind dates.
Though, when two of his dates mysteriously never show up, only to be replaced with pretty strangers who took pity on the poor man that had just been left hanging, Lucifer’s life starts taking a turn for the worst.
After both unsettling encounters, the two odd and unnerving men, who had taken Lucifer on pity replacement dates, started plaguing every day of his existence.How did he end up having two stalkers tracing his tail?
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Trying to get 'back on the market', Lucifer goes on a few blind dates and ends up meeting two of the biggest red flags you could ever imagine.
Though, afterwards, he keeps on running into both of them all over town, and feels like he’s always being watched…(Delusional stalkers Alastor and Vincent yayay)
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After their joint captivity at the hands of Vox and learning that they're quite good at joint ragebaiting, Lucifer and Alastor have found a fragile truce taking hold between them. With the return of the Queen of Hell, it turns into something a bit more...substantial. And messy. But what good foreplay that banter makes!
Written for Day 7 of RadioApple Week 2026: Service Top/Power Bottom
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- Part 3 of Radioapple Week 2026
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Alastor Defies The Laws Of Biology And Gets Lucifer Pregnant by Thanatos_Daughter
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Aug 2026
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What the fuck?
Lucifer looks down at the pregnancy test. Her hand was shake as her grip tights around the pregnancy test.
Two pink lines stared back up at her.
She almost couldn't wrap her head around what was happening.
She looks up at herself in the bathroom mirror with disbelief. Her mouth was slightly opened as she did.
She really did not know how this had happened.
Well.
Okay.
Maybe.
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Caught In-Between by walkingcatfish for a_wrinkle_in_truth
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Sep 2026
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Alastor lets it “slip” over dinner that his long-time partner Lucifer is capable of coming "dry" without a refractory period. Vincent, his best friend of all time in the whole world, is obviously curious to know more, and so he finds himself walking straight into a scenario not even his wildest wet dreams could have prepared him for.
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Alastor tells Lucifer that his friend wants to fuck him. Vincent is the friend.