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Go Fuck Yourself by SendPseuds
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 Feb 2024
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12 Mar 2026
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The first story is so heartbreakingly beautiful.
The second story is fucking adorable. (Side note: I LOVE QUINLAN!!!)
(Although this series is marked as incomplete, these two stories will leave you satisfied.)
Part I: Go Fuck Yourself Obi-Wan
When a strange artifact brings a twenty-three year old Padawan Kenobi to a Jedi temple fifteen years in the future, the council decides the best person to keep the troublesome young man contained is Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi himself.
Over one strange night, Obi-Wan gets to know himself on a— deeper level.
Part II: What the Fuck, Obi-Wan!?
“I’m sure you remember the little—” Obi-Wan begins, his voice strong despite the hesitance Anakin can feel hanging around the man, “the mixup with Padawan Kenobi?”
“Of course. What does that have to do with—”
Suddenly, Anakin remembers something else— standing in the center of this room, just a few feet from where he sits now, lecturing a still-waking Obi-Wan about answering his comm, when a startlingly shirtless Padawan Kenobi had stepped out of his master’s bedroom with pink cheeks and a wide satisfied smile.
“Wait— you slept with him!?”
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Tailor, butterfly collector, overthinker and perpetual bachelor Harry Hart’s life is not terribly exciting, so he can be forgiven the occasional moment of madness… like, say, approaching the gorgeous rent boy he spots in a hotel bar, theoretically.
It does not go to plan. But that's not to say it doesn't go well.
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01 Nov 2024
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This was so splendidly hilarious and absurdly in character for the AU it is. There were SPAG errors that spellcheck would have caught, but who cares when you write something this funny?
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The Promised Land by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Sep 2022
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Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.
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Yes. This is 100% the glory hole + identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!
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24 Oct 2024
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This was really wonderful. Poor Wade...his self esteem just kicks you in the balls.
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“Sir, I’ve flagged a recent upload for your attention.”
“Oh yeah?” Tony leaned back, grimacing as he stretched his back. He’d been stooped over his bench too long again. “I could use a break anyway. What flavor are we talking, here?”
The flavor system differentiated types of videos, and each flavor was sorted into a separate file folder for Tony’s review. Vanilla was, intentionally ironically, Stark Porn that happened to catch on one of Tony’s kinks. Strawberry was porn featuring a partner that fit Tony’s type, either in looks or demeanor. Chocolate featured a notable lookalike that played Tony well enough to meet his exacting standards. And so on and so forth.
“You do not yet have a flavor to categorize the relevance of this video. If I had to classify the content into a predefined flavor, I would say neapolitan, but that is an incomplete assessment of its import.”
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23 Oct 2024
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This was soooooo good.
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"Severus, I’ve no clue what you’re going on about. Though I gather it has something to do with your new toy. Careful what you Google. The Internet is not for the meek. -Draco"
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01 Jul 2023
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One of the most enjoyable things I've read in a long time. The story is just...so perfect.