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Rules of Engagement
This event is for any ship within the Harry Potter fanon (focusing on wizards being slutty), any era, canon or AU is welcome. Dumbledore? Yes. Sirius? Yum. Filch? …if you must, but you will be judged.

Minimum word count: 500 words. One shots only.
Claim a prompt you like and if another tickles your fancy, add that into the tags! You can of course claim more than one, but then you'll need to write more than one story. (Maybe this was the plan all along *sinister laugh*) Do not fret if your fave prompt has been claimed already, several claimings are allowed. (Oh, look at that... an innuendo...)

Theme:

Slutty wizards. Interpret this however you like:

•    Shamelessly sensual
“Oops, my robes fell off again…”
•    Pathetically desperate
“Please, just one more kiss. No, lower.”
•    Casually powerful in a “yes, I know I’m irresistible” way
(Think Lucius using his cane for entirely inappropriate purposes while making eye contact, or Oliver Wood riding something very much not a broom, and enjoying every second.)
•    Ferally slutty and drunk on their own appeal territory
(like they don’t seduce, they simply exist and people combust).
•    Or all of the above, combined into one glorious disaster.

Tone:
Keep it fun, sexy, and unhinged. No angst. No crying in the rain. Only debauchery, humour, and smutty shenanigans.