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What is better than worshipping the original Dark Mark?
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After a breakup, Ginny moves into Grimmauld Place rather than rent her own flat. She finds the mirror stuck to the wall in her room is enchanted and that it has a twin. Mutual sluttiness and pining ensues. Maybe a club is formed.
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"What do you mean, you've never tried it?" Ginny looked aghast at her best friend. "You of all people should've figured it out, being Muggleborn and all."
Hermione scoffed. "What does me being Muggleborn have to do with it?"
Ginny rolled her eyes. "Because Muggles have actual vibrators."
Hermione could hear the unspoken "duh".
Ginny was right; she probably should've realized you could set your wand to vibrate and use it to get yourself off. But honestly, Hermione had been so focused on studying for her NEWTs that sexual relief, alone or with someone else, wasn't on her mind.
Until now.
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During a boring work meeting, Draco Malfoy gets a not-so-boring text from his desperate witch.
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Hermione arrives at Sunday Burrow dinner wearing Bill’s collar.
Did I mention she’s married to Ron?Or
“Who owns this pussy, huh,” Bill demands. “Because it sure as fuck isn’t my brother.”Series
- Part 3 of Bedroom Hymns
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Which was worse: watching your boyfriend have sex with his brother in the bed you slept in last night, or finding out they’d both been sleeping with you without your consent? George and Fred Weasley were about to find out Draco Malfoy's opinion on the subject.
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- Part 2 of You, Me and A Weasley Makes Three
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It's been over two years since Draco Malfoy got laid, and Hermione Granger knows just what to do about it, but she'll have a little fun experimenting along the way. Sex and potions ensue.
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As acting assistant deputy to the director of the DMLE, Hermione has the unfortunate weekly task of reading the anonymous feedback sent by DMLE staff.
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Pansy knew that look in Lucius's eyes; distant and lost. He was somewhere else. But she always knew how to bring him back to the present.
Back to her.
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Interpersonal Photojournalism by DreamlikeQualities
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Sep 2026
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A story of one photographer’s immense growth… er… professional growth.
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Final Fantasy - or The Holes of Glory and Gluttony by Department_of_Depravity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Sep 2026
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In which Hermione takes on a gloryhole booth and ends up with a little more than expected.
A florist chain in my country had the slogan “Say it with flowers.” I’ve adopted and tweaked it to “Say it with cocks.” So, this is my bouquet to you 😘Series
- Part 4 of Dramione Kinktober
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‘Alternative Rehabilitation for Quidditch Injuries’ by Hermione J. Granger. by Eclectic_fantasy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Sep 2026
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Draco was definitely not injured when he fell off his broom. Nor was he impressed at the suggestion of alternative rehabilation methods.
Now he's trembling as he holds a Yoga pose behind Granger and willing his cock to stay limp when she bends forward and the pants that are painted on her bum reveal the outline of something he has fantasised about for far too long. -
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Draco Malfoy has spent years building Saison into exactly what he wants it to be, and he has very little patience for anyone determined to ruin a perfectly good meal.
Then he discovers who is sitting at table nine.
Hermione Granger is older, gorgeous, and watching him work with an interest that has absolutely nothing to do with the food.
Draco should probably behave professionally.
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Hermione's Best Friend's Wedding by Back_to_Fanfic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Sep 2026
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While attending Harry and Draco's wedding reception, Hermione shares a dance with Fred that leads to more.
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Sirius is only at this Ministry Gala because his bf Barty, of all people, begged him to be here.
And so he's entirely unsurprised when it turns out Barty had ulterior motives all along.
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It wasn’t that he was ashamed of his body. He just wasn’t…comfortable with his body being on display for everyone to see. Hence, why he garnered the reputation for being difficult. And prissy. Which, considering Draco Malfoy was on the team was actually a bit of a feat for him—just not in a good way.
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- Part 31 of Fests and Quests
- Part 15 of Bussy Couture
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Fred and George Weasley have a sparkling anniversary surprise for their partner, Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of You, Me and A Weasley Makes Three
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Hermione Granger has a thing for Harry Potter and it has taken her a decade and a whole lotta booze to finally act out her plan and climb him like a tree.
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- Part 2 of The Wandholster Incident
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It's Hermione and Draco’s 5th wedding anniversary, and Draco wants to make it extra special for Hermione.
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Draco bothers his wife on their anniversary until he can make it up to her. Or, is that just his big plan?
Part of the Slutty Wizards Doing Slutty things fest!
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Hermione Granger: Despicable Witch by VinewoodRose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Oct 2025
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Theo tries to parent trap Draco and Hermione except he decides to dose them with a breeding potion and lock them in Hermione's office to work out their... feelings...