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1. Final Fantasy - or The Holes of Glory and Gluttony by Department_of_Depravity

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Sep 2026

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Shameless Smut
   • Like capital SHAMELESS
   • Crack Fic
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Glory Hole
   • Adult Hermione Granger
   • And I mean adult
   • Adult Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • cocks
   • Cock Worship
   • cock drunk
   • Blow Jobs
   • She's so not over him
   • Sex Club
   • Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Triple Penetration
   • In three holes
   • Euclidian geometry is out the window – this is magic
   • I warp space how I like it
   • Just like I write and wield cocks
   • If you have to ask you’re way too invested
   • Can’t a woman just like cock without having to answer questions about it?
   • Give the woman what she needs
   • Twosome
   • Threesome and foursome by technicality
   • I stopped counting
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Big feelings
   • Kinktober
   • Really - there is only one cock
   • Don't let the tags fool you - it's really very sweet
   • After a Certain Point

   Summary

   In which Hermione takes on a gloryhole booth and ends up with a little more than expected.

    
   A florist chain in my country had the slogan “Say it with flowers.” I’ve adopted and tweaked it to “Say it with cocks.” So, this is my bouquet to you 😘

   Series

   • Part 4 of Dramione Kinktober

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