adam (the original dick)
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After dying for the second time in his existence Adam finds himself in enemy territory.
Coming to find that he’s no longer the pure angel he once was and that he could be killed on sight.
His only solution is to go beg for entry into the same hotel that he attacked in the first place.
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{Apple Blossoms, Spoiled Orchards} by Pixeltwix
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
29 Jun 2024
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After centuries of asking and pleading and begging and just being generally insufferable about it, God has finally agreed to let Adam take another wife. Only on one condition- he has to actually try this time. Easier said than done.Unlike Lilith and Eve who were simply given to him he is instead tasked to win his next match over this go round rather than hearing immediate wedding bells. Given a maximum of one year to successfully woo and propose the time crunch becomes an active stressor as Adam is forced to be more than just a tool bag who gets what he wants.
But this match hardly seems correct. She seems to possess all of the negative qualities he found in his first two wives, and then some. If this was some sort of test he supposed God never did tire of his horrible jokes. If only his creator wasn’t the only one laughing.
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It didn’t happen very often or at least seldom enough for Adam to forget that souls could go somewhere else that wasn’t as black and white as Hell and Heaven are. There is a dreadful grey part of the afterlife—the Purgatory.
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Pearly Gates by dracaenaTrifasciata (theoreticalBotany), theoreticalBotany
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
02 Nov 2025
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Entering Heaven is like wandering into a play where everyone already knows their mark, their part, and their script - except you. And you make the mistake of bumping into the spotlight during your debut.
Or, you run into Adam on your first day and things spiral from there.