2 Works in Prompt 4.1: Extract
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Louis: Help please
Louis: There is a cat hybrid in my house
Louis: He just walked in?? He is not speaking to me?? Am I about to get murderedNiall: I don’t text you when strange humans walk into my house you know
Louis: That’s because when strange humans walk into your house it’s because you’ve just picked them up at the pub
Louis: I just need to know if I’m gonna die -
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Louis opened Tumblr and pulled up a new text post.
Y’all have… NO idea how much I want a pizza rn. It’s taking all of my willpower to not order one this instant to celebrate getting stuff done today.
Louis hit post and sighed. Capitalism really did suck. Hitting the reblog button on his own post, Louis immediately started ranting when he got an idea.
Late stage capitalism is that I want a pizza but Congress won’t buy me one.
Wait, I haven’t tried…
I’m gonna call my congressman and see.It only took a few minutes to get through the various options and reach… a voicemail. He’d called Ted Cruz after all, and he never had anyone answering his phones it seemed.
That gave Louis another idea, though. The senators and congressman rarely had anyone answering their phones when Louis tried, but one office that did was the Governor’s office.
Or the one where Louis really wants a pizza and Harry is the one who answers the phone.