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Yoongi doesn’t do well with heat.
It makes him sweaty and flushed and irritable, all things any sane human would be thoroughly repulsed by.
But unfortunately for him, Jeon Jeongguk is not a sane human by any means.
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“I’m not upset.”
Seokjin nods. “I can tell by the way your face is all red. And blotchy.”
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Yoongi would drive him to different places, Jimin would drive him wild.
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hangover soup by disillusioned (miscalculated) for sodapopdarling
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
18 Apr 2022
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Is he dreaming? He must be. Angel Sweater Dumpling Man is carrying an angel in the wrap! A very tiny baby fit for the very tiny clothes, their face scowled up and round and white like dumplings—like they’re trying to fall back asleep and pretend they’re not in an Emart at seven a.m.—like Angel Sheep Sweater Dumpling Man!
Jimin feels his heart testing the limits of his rib cage. He widens his eyes and coos. “They’re so—that’s the cutest baby I’ve seen in my life!”
Angel Sheep Sweater Dumpling Father laughs in drowsy, airy hiccups. “Thank you,” he rumbles, voice surprisingly deep.
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Hungover, twenty-one year old Park Jimin meets an angel strapped to a larger, older angel at an Emart.
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- Part 1 of the cure for a hangover is?
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“So,” the guy speaks up, cutting the silence and Yoongi’s creepy staring to an immediate halt, “what are you up to this evening?”
Yoongi curses under his breath. “Shit. I don’t know. Literally up for anything so long as I don’t have to hear my neighbors trying to fuck each other to death.”
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the trials and tribulations of min yoongi, kim seokjin, and their horny neighbors from hell