little secrets
if you find this please get away! i’m not proud (lies)
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Wanted to Behave (I Know I'll Do It Again) by wishingforloushair for petitommo
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
14 Jul 2026
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Player of the Match title gives Jude Bellingham a trophy, a post-match photo shoot, and the Winner's Room with his chosen Norwegian player. Erling Haaland will put up with many things but not Jude being a brat.
"Hei, Erling."Jude recognises the accent, he's sure he does. Erling must've called someone on the team and put the phone on loudspeaker. The thought sends a humiliating thrill down his spine.
Erling replies, says something in Norwegian that Jude doesn't understand, but he does catch his own name. He tries to listen to the conversation, to place the accent, but it's hard when they're not speaking English. The brush of Erling's cock against his hole makes him whimper, momentarily grateful that the jersey is muffling the worst of the sounds.
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"Don't go thinking you can win me over with your Norwegian pet names, Erling, I'm serious." Jude was pouting now, in all his boyish, irresistible glory.
Erling slid his hands to the boy's neck, resting them at the nape, a comforting but possessive touch.
"Tell me then sweetheart, how can I win you over?"
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It's just the Heated Rivalry "holding the cup" scene but in an AU where Norway wins the World Cup.
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And there was Erling, shoved onto the sidelines, sitting on a throne of "what ifs" and "send me a picture of you right now" messages. King of secret hookups and even more secret feelings, exactly where he didn't want to be, but couldn't seem to leave.
This is Erling Haaland, in case you don't know him.
A smart man learns from his own mistakes; a wise man learns from other people's. Haaland is neither.
Especially when the mistake he keeps insisting on making is named Jude Bellingham.
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- Part 1 of haalingham abo brainrot
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Even with the Florida humidity, Jude doesn’t think that he should be sweating as much as he is.
When he just can’t take it anymore, he excuses himself from the game and tries to refocus himself in the locker room.
It doesn’t take long for Haaland to find him. He’d been feeling a little off, himself.