narusasu being pathetic over each other
started from a fic that was first love/late spring but if it was narusasu
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Naruto's arm was around his shoulder, entirely unnecessarily, as they sat at the table. He seemed perfectly at ease making charming conversation with Sasuke's family, as if this were all perfectly natural—as if Sasuke had actually invited him, rather than Naruto having gone behind his back to ensure he arrived at the family dinner looking like an invited guest. As if they were actually dating.
Sasuke shot him an annoyed look over the chrysanthemums.
Naruto turned. There it was: that slightly antagonistic look he always got when Sasuke challenged him, the one that said he was challenging Sasuke right back. He took a food tray from Mikoto, slipping into the conversation without missing a beat. "Well, you know we've been thinking about it since Sasuke and I got engaged."
Sasuke nearly dropped his pomegranate juice all over his grandmother's prized white tablecloth.
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Kingsley Amis regarding the male libido: “For 50 years, it was like being chained to an idiot”
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this is so fucking good omg need to read again and again and again
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COMPLETE. Naruto has been dating Sakura for a messy, on-and-off again six years. It's too bad Sasuke's been irrevocably in love with him for ten. Angst to smut! Oneshot, modern AU, Narusasu, very brief Narusaku, and mentions of Sakuino.
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oh i am so back it’s like i never left
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Naruto took hold of the elastic of her boxer shorts. Sasuke blinked. “We’re switching,” said Naruto. She pulled off her underwear and dropped it onto Sasuke’s lap, then stepped into Sasuke's lacy ones. “You be me and I’ll be you. And then it’ll be like, the curse is lifted, yaknow, because it can’t tell which one of us is which."
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Naruto and Sasuke's dinner date goes sideways.
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i’m feeling rabid and insane
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“You’ve really never done that before?” Sasuke asked. “Just...made a girl? You do it all the time for other people.”
“But...” Naruto was turning red. “How would that even work?” he asked nervously. “Like, I don’t know what—one of those is like or anything, so how could I—I mean, if I’ve never seen one in real life, yaknow—”
“Then I’ll show you,” said Sasuke.
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the sasuke boypussy is just an excuse to get me to read about sasuke working through his orochimaru induced trauma and insane yearning for naruto
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“Okay,” said Naruto once Sasuke was sitting on the mat, pulling his own arms over his head in exhaustion. “Can you turn over for me? On your hands and knees?”
Could he. Sasuke tried to brace himself as he assumed the position. Naruto put a hand on the small of his back and one on his calf, then started pushing his leg forward, stretching the muscles in his upper thigh. Sasuke breathed in and out slowly. It felt really good, and Naruto’s hands were warm and firm and deliberate, manipulating his body easily like he knew they would. He tried not to imagine them all over him, sliding up his leg and into the hem of his shorts, caressing his ass, moving between his legs to touch his—
If Naruto hadn’t realized by now that Sasuke wanted his dick, he was the dumbest dumb jock who ever lived. Which, of course, was still a very real possibility.
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Sasuke's afternoon at the gym turns into a different kind of workout when his usual trainer cancels on him last-minute.
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this was like biblical