You've heard of Independence Day...

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• This Is Why The Men In Black Don't Outsource by PandaFlower

  Fandoms: Naruto  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Jun 2018

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bit of MadaTobi at the end
  • Senju Tobirama
  • Uchiha Madara
  • Uchiha Kagami
  • Akimichi Torifu
  • Utatane Koharu
  • Mitokado Homura
  • Shimura Danzou
  • Sarutobi Hiruzen
  • Zetsu (Naruto)
  • Complete crack
  • it wasn't meant to be this way
  • but it is
  • Pseudoscience
  • Absolutely fake science
  • Aliens
  • Just the one alien actually
  • Tobirama is not paid to care about bugs
  • so he doesn't
  • Madara isn't paid to care about aliens
  • yet he is anyway
  • Being Hiruzen is Suffering
  • all his friends help
  • being kagami is Suffering
  • his friends are no help
  • why aren't the sprinklers working

  Summary

  Hiruzen regrets ever needing science credits for his law degree. Madara regrets getting out of bed this morning. Somehow, there are wasps.

  It's just another day for Tobirama.

  Series

  • Part 1 of You've heard of Independence Day...

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,832

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  58

  Kudos:

  927

  Bookmarks:

  196

  Hits:

  7,302

• It's Date With Breadsticks Not Data And Feds' Tricks by PandaFlower

  Fandoms: Naruto  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  13 Aug 2018

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara
  • Senju Tobirama
  • Uchiha Madara
  • Uchiha Kagami
  • Utatane Koharu
  • Mitokado Homura
  • Shimura Danzou
  • Sarutobi Hiruzen
  • Akimichi Torifu
  • Shady Government Agents have no place at dates
  • Car Chases
  • More Zetsu
  • Some Inkling Of Plot
  • Madara has so many regrets right now
  • Team Tobirama continues to have Shenanigans

  Summary

  So are y'all still interested in The Date? 'Cause here it is, folks.

  Series

  • Part 2 of You've heard of Independence Day...

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,831

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  61

  Kudos:

  808

  Bookmarks:

  77

  Hits:

  4,517