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“You’re marrying me, ‘kay?” It sounds more like a statement than a question.
Steve crosses his arms and lifts a brow. “Do I get a say in this?” he asks.
“No,” Bucky replies immediately.
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- Part 1 of various drabbles
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Steve’s holding an enormous plastic penis. Scratch that, Steve’s holding an enormous vibrating penis, and smiling his ‘sex is so happening’ smile. If the smile wasn’t enough of a giveaway, the way his sweats are tented is enough indication for Bucky.
“What’s that for?” he asks, stepping into the room and inspecting the thing. It looks a little bigger than Bucky’s used to, but definitely manageable.
Steve only confirms his thoughts when he grins. “Nothing,” he says with a grin. He turns around and pulls something out of a box before turning back to Bucky. He holds a string decorated only with relatively large beads and waggles his eyebrows. “This is what we’re using.”
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- Part 2 of various drabbles
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The first time they did this, Bucky’d been worried about whether or not Steve’s health would hold up for it. Of course, it did otherwise they wouldn’t have tried it again. And again and so on and so forth. He never should’ve been worried, not because Steve’s bill of health was so exemplary that he had no reason to worry, but because Steve was tougher than the best of them. Hell, he was tougher than Bucky and people shat themselves on the street when he merely glared at them.
So, when he breathes out, “I love you,” he can’t really be held accountable.
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- Part 3 of various drabbles
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“Are we old men?” He fidgets in his seat, knowing full well that while they’re still in their twenties physically, Bucky’s adjusted to the forties, and not the twenty first century. They are old men, older than Tony and older than freaking Coulson.
Steve laughs. “Well, we do qualify for AARP, so yeah, Buck. We’re old men.”
“Then I want my damn old guy privileges.”
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- Part 4 of various drabbles
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Steve sighs before saying, “I like when you speak other languages when I, uh, fuck you.” His face is damn near scarlet when he finishes speaking, and Bucky can’t help but arch up and press a soft kiss to the corner of his mouth.
“Aw, Stevie, do you have a language kink?” he asks, knowing full well he can darken that blush. “Do you want me to say naughty things to you in french?”
He fully expects it when Steve rolls his eyes, but when he ducks down to suck on Bucky’s earlobe and whisper, ”Tu es juste aussi serré que la première fois qu’on a fait ça,” Bucky outright moans.
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- Part 5 of various drabbles
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Steve hates it when he’s sick.
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- Part 6 of various drabbles
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“All right, and what’s due next week?”
Bucky grins when the children reply in unison, “Our family trees, Mr. Barnes!” He gives them an appraising smile before turning back to his desk and picking up the pile of graded spelling tests resting beneath his tumbler.
“Right,” he says, shuffling the papers and making to pass them down each row. The chorus sings with equal shouts of glee and groans of disappointment, but the same as always, the little girl who always scores the highest tucks her paper away and folds her hands on her desk.
She’s a strange one, but she’s keeping him ranked second in the state for elementary school aptitudes. Not only that, but she’s actually interested in the course material; he gives her Harry Potter, Eragon, and now Lord of the Rings, and she’s still unstoppable. He’d have thought it impossible for a second grader, but she’s proving him wrong with each passing day.
Additionally, and completely unrelated, her father is gorgeous.
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- Part 7 of various drabbles
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i'll make a man out of you by orphan_account
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Jun 2014
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It’s almost ridiculous watching them interact. Best friends just aren’t like that; is Tony like that with Bruce? He hopes not, Pepper must be jealous if he is. He grimaces when he watches Bucky all but crawl into Steve’s lap when Mulan chops off her hair and nabs her father’s uniform. He groans when Steve smirks over at Bucky as Shang sings about making men out of other men.
It’s actually kind of sweet. In a twisted, over the top sort of way.
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- Part 8 of various drabbles
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First dates are always awkward, he supposes.
The waiter has dropped in a total four times in the whole ten minutes they’ve been here. He must detect the awkwardness between them; it’s probably palpable. Neither Steve nor Bucky are really to blame for it, really, it’s just that after being friends for so long, it’s kind of difficult to adjust to being something a little more. Even if they’ve been having sex for the better part of the last four years.
So, Bucky tries. “What do you usually tell people when you do these sorts of things?” he asks, folding his hands and forcing himself to stop fiddling.
Steve shrugs. “I usually tell them about you, actually.”
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- Part 9 of various drabbles
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“Three hundred ninety-eight, three hundred ninety-nine, four hundred.”
Steve watches as Bucky pushes the bar back onto the rack, rolling his shoulders to chase away some phantom pain that Bucky has long since forgotten. He turns to grin back at Steve, lips splitting his face wide open before he walks over.
He flops down beside Steve, sweaty and sticky, and tosses an arm over his shoulders. “What’s got you so mopey, big guy?” he asks, nicking his finger along Steve’s cheekbone.
“Nothing,” he replies. “Except for the fact that ‘big guy’ doesn’t really apply to me at the moment.”
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- Part 10 of various drabbles
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“For fuck’s sake, you’ve been reading it upside down!”
Bucky grabs the map out of Steve’s hands, making sure to give him a complementary glare as he scrutinizes the landmarks. They’ve passed a large sap not a mile back, but it had been arching towards the west, not the north. And the path they’ve been walking is all backwards, considering Natalia’s pre-planned predilections.
They’re probably a good fifteen kilometers off mark, and they’ve been heading further and further with each labored breath and each wide stride. “Steve, you know I could’ve read this for us.”
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- Part 11 of various drabbles
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“Steve, I love you, but do that again and I’m going to throttle you,” Bucky grumbles, poking his head out from the pillows.
Steve just grins at him. “I don’t think you will,” he replies, leaning up to press a wet, sloppy kiss to his lips. “As a matter of fact,” he murmurs, peppering kisses down Bucky’s neck, his chest, his stomach, until he comes to rest before the waistband of his boxers. “I think you might just let me do it again.”
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- Part 12 of various drabbles
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The most interesting thing about the twenty-first century, Bucky thinks, is the particularly creative nature of modern day engineers. During the war people never had the luxury to use valuable resources to create, uh, recreational equipment.
She supposes a virtually nonexistent mortality rate and a considerably higher quality of life would give people the opportunity to be more explorative.
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- Part 13 of various drabbles
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“It’s fuckin’ dangerous is what it is,” Bucky mutters, disapproving eyes trailing down the length of Steve’s borrowed motorcycle.
Initially, he wasn’t even supposed to be a part of this mission; espionage wasn’t really his thing, and the other Avengers had told him none too subtly that he’s about as covert as an elephant traipsing through a china shop. They’re wrong, obviously, otherwise he wouldn’t be listening to his instincts and taking one of Tony’s bikes a few hundred miles into rumored Hydra territory.
He revs the engine before smiling up at Bucky. Hands worn on his hips, mean sneer pulling at his lips and his brow: Bucky is the picture of disapproval. It makes him want to go even more, but if Bucky tells him otherwise, Steve wouldn’t chance it.
Which is why he’s trying his best not to chance it. “It’s not that dangerous, Buck,” he says, brushing his fingers through his hair. “I’ll go slow on turns-”
“Bullshit, I’ve seen you flip your handlebars going five on a quiet day.”
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- Part 14 of various drabbles
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i'll love you in passing by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Jul 2014
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The first time it happens, Bruce catches them.
Tony has been jeering at him for weeks about not having lab sex because, apparently, it’s a necessity that all scientists fuck in their lab at least once in their lifetime. Of course, Tony didn’t abstain from mentioning that he’s done it a solid twenty-seven times, twenty-four of which with Pepper. He also didn’t abstain from informing him that it was the best sex he’s ever had.
So when he pushes into the lab that morning, he doesn’t expect to see Steve laid out across his desk with a very sweaty and red James straddling his hips and saying he loves him when Steve’s fingers clench over his hips and he pushes in deep and-
And Bruce could have gone his whole life without seeing that but no harm no foul.
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- Part 15 of various drabbles
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schweigt stille, plaudert nicht (coffee cantata) by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
07 Aug 2014
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“I’d like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar-free syrup, extra shot, light ice, no whip, please.”
The woman at the desk gives the pair of them a disbelieving look before dragging her eyes down Bucky’s sweaty, post work out frame and raising an eyebrow. Steve already knows how this is going to go; first, the woman is going to ask if he’d like some diet water with it, then she’s going to ask Steve how he puts up with him in what she thinks is a whisper, and finally, Bucky’s going to threaten her entrails in poorly accented Russian that Steve’s going to call poorly accented, earning him a place on the couch for a week.
In short: Steve hates getting coffee with Bucky.
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- Part 16 of various drabbles
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“This is incredibly unethical.”
“I know.”
“You should request a different teacher; you should demand a refund.”
“I should.”
“Are you going to?”
“No.”
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- Part 17 of various drabbles
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“Name? Rank? Age? Anything?”
Or, where Steve volunteered, Bucky was forced, and miracles weren't as cheesy as the movies made them out to be.
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- Part 18 of various drabbles
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“Hey, Bucky?”
“Hmm.”
“Can I play with your hair?”
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- Part 19 of various drabbles
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“You draw me?” Bucky asks, sounding and feeling sleep warm.
“Yeah.”
“’s good,” Bucky notes. He sounds impressed, but not surprised.
“Thanks,” Steve replies. He sets down the picture and turns in Bucky’s arms. “You’re good,” he mutters, wrapping his arms around Bucky’s neck and pulling him in for a kiss, uncaring of his morning breath or that he probably hasn’t shaved for a week. Bucky kisses him back then pulls away, eyes darting towards their kitchen.
Steve nods. “Breakfast first,” he says, entwining their fingers. “Then sex.”
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- Part 20 of various drabbles