John: Grow Increasingly Involved With Kink
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"So your genius plan to make me less depressed, which, by the way, I am not!" John said, as Rose let out an almost derisive puff of air, something like an "Ugh", "Is to take me to a sex club and fuck a bunch of strangers?"
"Fuck? Goddess, no, that would be ludicrous. Hopefully you will not be having any sex, because that's against the club rules - except on special occasions." She responded, reciting the last half of her sentence like she was quoting a rulebook. "No, my dear, sweet Egbert. I'm taking you to a kink party."
"A what?"
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The fact that it would've been in front of Rose's friend, of course, added to it a little. Because she really didn't want it to happen, but the thought of it possibly happening was turning her on more. It was like having sex in public - the consequences for getting caught were horrendous, but the consequences for getting caught also made it hotter. Kanaya couldn't even look John in the eye as she poured tea into his cup, staring at the floor. She turned herself towards Rose, who was giving her a look of such heart-melting dominance, the sort of look she was used to that could break her soul in the best of ways, and poured her the tea.
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TT: Well, it has been several months since we began talking.
TT: We live in the same city, at least, unless you have moved since last time we talked about our respective living situations.
TT: To be excessively blunt, perhaps to the point of crudity, I am fond of talking to you. And I would hope that the feeling is mutual.
GA: Yes
GA: You Could Say That It Is
TT: Great. Fabulous. Fantastic, even.
TT: In that case, I believe it would be remiss at this point for me to fail to ascertain the possibility of, say
TT: A coffee
TT: A
TT: The possibility of us perhaps meeting somewhere in the meat world, over a fine cup of coffee or two?
GA: Actually
GA: I Prefer TeaSeries
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"You better be getting my good side." Terezi hissed, hands on their hips, figure noticeably unsteady as the feeling of knee on wood traveled up their thighs, into their hips, and even into their spine a little bit.
"I actually am getting your worst side. Believe it or not, but me, being beneath a handsome young gremlin's legs? Total nightmare. This is on par with the... Theft of the Mona Lisa in terms of "bad art related things that I hate". It's right up there on that scale, along with "Shark Tale" and "Shrek 3" and "Eduard von Grützner". This is the worst day of my life, artistically, by far." Dave said, a rambling, engine-rev monotone of roiling words ripping through his lips like the inevitable cracking of the San Andreas fault. Every sentence, the Big One. He aimed hence with his camera. Click. Hissssssssrollllllll.
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"If you really must know." Sollux began, trying his best to imitate Equius's tone, nearly spitting each word as they came out from between his crooked teeth. "Sometimes when I feel a little antsy I come to my girlfriend's apartment, put a sleeping mask over my face, and construct a personal sensory deprivation chamber out of blankets, and wait for her to get back so I can be made more snug. I was feeling a little antsy, so I'd swing on by, not expecting to see her maid. I'll come back whenever you're done. Are we clear?"
"Is that all?" Equius replied, immediately making Sollux scrunch his face up again.
"All what?"
"Is that all that you need out of your visit?" Equius repeated, his hands idly and automatically working to scrub circles around a dish, before stacking it into a plate with other, evidently hand-cleaned dishes. "I could do that. If you wanted."
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