The Adventures Of Little Miss Lady Voodoo Noir (Klaus' Black Cat Doesn't Like The Family Very Much)

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• Little Miss Lady Voodoo Noir (Klaus' black cat doesn't like Five very much.) by Houseplant

  Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, Other
  • Complete Work

  03 Apr 2019

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  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • None
  • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
  • Klaus Hargreeves (mentioned)
  • Allison Hargreeves (mentioned)
  • Diego Hargreeves (mentioned)
  • Luther Hargreeves (mentioned)
  • Ben Hargreeves (not mentioned but he's there in spirit)
  • Self-Indulgent fluff with a hint of crack
  • Five's not scared of an old lady cat. He simply doesn't want his ankles swiped at
  • Five talks to the cat just as rationally as he does Delores

  Summary

  Since the apocalypse has been averted, the Hargreeves are dealing with their traumas and nuances in their own ways. Klaus has become a self-confessed cat lady, and the rest of the family is fine with the furry additions to their home... until he brings home Little Miss Lady Voodoo Noir, an elegant black cat that refuses to be civil with anyone but their walking ouija board.

  This is Five's experience with her-- and it's just as ridiculous as it sounds.

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Adventures Of Little Miss Lady Voodoo Noir (Klaus' Black Cat Doesn't Like The Family Very Much)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  795

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  9

  Kudos:

  272

  Bookmarks:

  21

  Hits:

  1,821

• The Glue Keeping Us Together Might Be Cat Fur (Except she doesn't like you. Not yet, anyway.) by Houseplant

  Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  12 Apr 2019

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Klaus Hargreeves & Vanya Hargreeves
  • Klaus Hargreeves
  • Vanya Hargreeves
  • Ben Hargreeves
  • Lady Voodoo Noir (Klaus' Black Cat)
  • No Incest We're Not Nasty Here
  • Klaus owns three cats in this AU: Lady Voodoo Noir and two kittens. None of them are related.
  • The cat has become a catalyst for them to talk about their issues
  • ...Without really talking about anything at all
  • Sibling Bonding
  • You do not need to read the previous story to understand this
  • Post-Apocalypse but they're not kids

  Summary

  The Apocalypse has been averted, and Klaus adopted an older cat from the shelter. The only problem? She doesn't like the family very much.

  Today's victim of feline ire is none other than Vanya, who committed the most heinous crime of all: She made eye contact. Yet, this routine snubbing of the rest of the Hargreeves Siblings might become a catalyst for bonding-- maybe the family can become a family again. And all it'll take is a little cat hair and a lot of determination.

  Series

  • Part 2 of The Adventures Of Little Miss Lady Voodoo Noir (Klaus' Black Cat Doesn't Like The Family Very Much)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,651

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  134

  Bookmarks:

  16

  Hits:

  1,334